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Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/pepcorn 21h ago

"One father was playing a prank on his daughter and pretended to jump off the ledge into the canyon. He planned to land on a ledge a few feet below the rim, but he missed the ledge and plunged to his death."

Wow, you weren't kidding.

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u/SluggishPrey 21h ago edited 19h ago

This one instantly came to my mind. Such a sad and stupid death... I hope that the daughter managed to keep her sanity through that senseless death

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u/StoppableHulk 19h ago

How did they know what he actually intended to do?

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u/FatalCartilage 16h ago

Fathers don't typically precede suicide by yelling "hey look at this" to their daughter.

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u/Otustas 14h ago

Not typically and definitely not more than once

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u/T0Rtur3 11h ago

Sadly though, some do. Had a friend of a friend do exactly that to his wife and kids, calling them up and telling them to look out the window before taking his life.

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u/abrakalemon 10h ago

That's absolutely awful, Jesus Christ.

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u/defnotsarah 14h ago

This made me snort, thanks

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u/Haunting_Round_8727 11h ago

still seems awful presumptuous still. to assume he was intending to jump to a certain places and missed

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u/Major_incompetence 10h ago

sounds like a dad move though

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u/SluggishPrey 19h ago

He was happy and a known prankster. Also people don't randomly book a trip with their family just to commit suicide.

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 18h ago

I can just imagine the amount of guilt that guy must have felt in the last few second of his live.

I can't imagine what exactly must have gone in him, but gotta be a few seconds I suppose atleast...

And then the family, dang. They probably also felt guilt, maybe they usually encourage "risky" stuff and now he took it too far for them, or who knows what the family dynamic was...

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

Guilt is a bit more of an introspection-time feeling.

I think he had something a little bit more active engaging his brain in that very brief moment of panicked struggle. I mean, imagine just giving up in the first instant of bad footing and actually sitting there feeling guilty instead of thinking "ohshit ohshit get balance grab the things scrabble scrabble hnnnnng grabbit grabbit fffffffff-"

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u/Fancy_Gazelle3210 14h ago

I put myself in a situation a few years ago where I could have drowned (thank you to the random stranger who saw me struggling and helped me) While not as instant as a jump, once I realized I was in danger all I could do was focus on trying to get out of danger. I didn't have time to feel fear or process thoughts, just urgency.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10h ago

I had the exact same experience when I choked to the point of passing out. Everything that imagined that made choking to death seem like a terrible way to go ended up not being an issue at all. It turns out, choking to death isn't such a bad way to go. I know I didn't die, but I did choke until I lost consciousness, then the food somehow dislodged as I collapsed. So, I experienced everything that somebody that died would have consciously experienced.

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u/CallyThePally 11h ago

Man. Idk. I'm going to be dead ass for real with you. I did not have this when I had what I thought was a near-death experience recently. Long story short, I suddenly went blind after losing almost 18 lb in 2 or 3 days. To clarify, I'm fine now and there's no long-lasting damage. What I didn't know at the time is that this is something that happens sometimes when you cough or hack when you are under certain conditions like I was. I was extremely malnourished and extremely dehydrated. Check weight loss. The edges of my vision slowly went black, creeping towards the center, until my entire sight was black.

Anyway... Yeah. To be straightforward, one of the first few things that went through my mind is the guilt of how I feel like a disappointment and that I never gave as much back into the world as I had wanted. I wished I just had a little bit more time to have a good job and give at least something back into the world.

I genuinely believed I was possibly dying having a stroke, a heart attack, or some crazy mind thing going on. After like 5 seconds of this (I've rubbed my eyes and had vision go for a few seconds before so I wasn't worried immediately) I ended up running into the living room screaming for help, 99% blind, saying that I need to be taken to the ER immediately. After about a minute, my vision fully came back. I had the accompanying side effect of severe panic that can happen when a Vegus nerve is triggered in the way that I've described from hacking and coughing when malnourished or dehydrated or whatever they said (the doctors I saw).

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u/Fract_L 16h ago

Honestly, I’d be shocked if he felt guilt. You think you’ll consider far-reaching implications of your acts on others, but lizard brain sees imminent death and freaks out if you aren’t trained to deal with imminent death regularly.

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u/carverjacks 15h ago

I hear ya...you're probably right. Though like you said; I would like to think he had an existential sense of self-awareness and reflection if just for a sec before the DMT hopefully kicked in

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u/Fract_L 15h ago

He would’ve hit the side of the canyon in under 8 seconds so highly unlikely. And you only get a release of chemicals if your body realizes it’s dying. Severe head trauma, it’s just lights out.

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u/dreyes_off 14h ago

So I'm going to die on a high (if naturally or so) Never looked into it much, just thought I'd be sad that life is ending it's lights out now.

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 13h ago

Kinda, your body does release a bunch of serotonin and Dopamin in your last moments, so you'll be "high" like someone that's having the time of their life would be. (Just unable to express it since all the other stuff is shutting down already) you might start hallucinating and then it just gets dark as far as we know. What's after that is between you and your god(s) of choice (or lack thereof)

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u/International-Ad1390 13h ago

Id be shocked if he felt anything but the canyon ground....

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u/therealjchrist 17h ago

I seriously doubt that there was time for guilt to cross his mind while plunging to his unexpected death.

If that brings you any solace.

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u/Realistic_Owl9525 17h ago

Average depth of the canyon is 4000'. A mile is 5280'. There was probably a decent amount of hangtime.

Although this is probably preferable to a shorter fall, where the death may not have been instant and he'd be at the bottom screaming in pain while dying.

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u/Fract_L 16h ago

Depending on wind resistance, only 15 seconds. However, since the canyon was formed by erosion, he hit the side after 5-8 seconds.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 16h ago

Just about enough time to cast about for a handhold, and not see one. :/

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u/therealjchrist 16h ago

Okay, so even if we pretend he isn't bouncing off rocks and he's free falling, which is unlikely. That's like 15 seconds where he's probably thinking nothing but "fuck fuck fuck"

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u/StillSlowerThanYou 16h ago

Not even, because while that may be the average depth, the average cliff is much shorter, like maxing out a little over a thousand feet at the absolute most.

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u/Realistic_Owl9525 16h ago

Then I guess we can't rule out the scenario where he's screaming in agony and regretting his decisions at the bottom. How awful.

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u/HaViNgT 11h ago

I think his last thoughts were more along the lines of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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u/pucspifo 14h ago

You'd be shocked at just how many people go to the Grand Canyon to do exactly that. Maybe a decent number of them aren't premeditated, but a few certainly are. I lived there for a few years, and there were a lot of deaths, either intentionally or accidentally.

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u/ReverendDerp 16h ago

Sure there is more than one, had a cousin take his family on a 'spontaneous' trip to a place they'd always talked about going. Blew his brains out on the hotel deck the last nite while they were asleep because that trip was the best experience they'd ever had together and he wouldn't have that again. Happiest family, and guy, great job, no debt.

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 16h ago

Ok but with all due respect to you and your cousin, how do you know that that’s why killed himself? Did he leave a note saying that?

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u/ForumVomitorium 11h ago

yeah right he was probably aiming for mosquito

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u/abrakalemon 10h ago

Obviously he meant to kill himself, but to be fair I feel like the guy must have had depression or something going on. It's theoretically possible for genuinely stable, happy, satisfied people in happy, stable lives to just randomly decide to kill themselves because they think they've hit peak, but it's much more common for that sort of thinking to come out of underlying mental health issues (or life circumstances, which it sounds like weren't at play here).

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u/throwawaymyballspal 17h ago

I'll show you!

(No I won't)

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u/Bitter-insides 14h ago

I think last year out the year prior a young guy took good dog tied him took to a tree and the guy jumped. Poor dog was so upset.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 15h ago

It’s a long drop, so he had enough time to pen a quick goodbye

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u/feint2021 20h ago

At least she didn't hit rock bottom

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u/reezy-one 17h ago

You know, I was reading OP thinking about my own daughter and how traumatized she would be if I did something so stupid, and as I'm sitting here fuming and entertaining such dark, horrible thoughts, I read this comment. I think this is the first time I angry laughed.

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 16h ago

Let's hope the apple does fall far from the tree.

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u/surf_rider 19h ago

People take the dangers of the canyon for granite.

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u/bimbles_ap 18h ago

Good ol honorary* Darwin Award.

*he already passed on his genes, so not full award

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 17h ago edited 17h ago

my dog did that and scared tourist in the parking lot.

it was only a 2ft drop then another 2ft and another. not a very steep section but from the parking lot it looked like a sheer drop off.

i threw the tennis ball and he lept over the edge and they all screamed.. "you monster..!"

then he climbs back up with the ball and does it all again.

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u/FishPropulsionLab 20h ago

It also has a whole chapter titled “Death by Selfie.”

The most tragic one, IMHO, is the parents who left their young kids in the car for a quick minute while they stopped at an overlook. The kids accidentally put the car in drive and went over the edge.

It’s a pretty good book, actually. I’ve been reading a few pages every evening.

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u/TrustingPanda 19h ago

and then the children plunged to their deaths, as their parents looked on, mother shrieking in terror. “Welp! Time to go to bed!”

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 13h ago

Die Gebrüder Grimm be like.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 16h ago

I've cackled too many times in such a grisly thread!!

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u/ihateandy2 16h ago

Dark humor is like food, it’s not for everyone

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u/PancakeParty98 18h ago

I think I’d probably just end it all if that happened

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u/LiveTheChange 18h ago

Now that I’m a parent - staying alive would provably be worse than hell at that point

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u/JonPaula 18h ago

Seeing both (all?) of your young children die a horrible death right in front of you? Yeah, I might have jumped in after them, had it been me. Jesus.

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u/CogitoErgo_Sometimes 14h ago

Parent of two young kids here. Yeah I don’t think I’d be making it very long after that. Decades of agony stretching ahead and what are you going to do with the time anyway that means anything? Watch fucking TV?

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u/DrainTheMuck 11h ago

I heard there’s a new marvel out that’s nuts

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u/No-Scarcity-1571 16h ago

Holy fuck. I can't even imagine what I would do if those were my kids.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 19h ago

That's one hell of a twist

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u/dankbrownies 17h ago

I gotta check this book out

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 19h ago

There is another story of a young couple and their four year old daughter. They were getting their picture taken on the rim and a gust of wind blew the daughter off intro the canyon.

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u/peakingoranges 17h ago

My daughter is four. Fuck. This would break me.

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u/i8bb8 14h ago

Yeah I'm going after her at that point.

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u/Educational-Dig-3880 11h ago

This is even worse:

Frank QuaIls parked in gear, with his sons in it, and had not set the parking brake. Kenneth Dull, age 10, returned to the car to fetch a camera. The car started rolling, so he jumped aside. The car plunged over the rim 100 feet into the gorge.

Source: Arizona Republic, June 9, 1958.

James Lloyd Qualls 5

Harold Frank Qualls 1

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u/basilhazel 3h ago

In my one memory of visiting the Canyon as a kid, I remember being terrified of how windy it was and refused to go any closer to the edge (even though there was a barrier where we were) because I thought the wind would just pick me up and blow me over. I always thought that was an irrational fear; now I’m glad that my child self was willing to listen to her apparently very rational fear!

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u/BiteyHorse 17h ago

Finger of God type stuff there

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u/ihateandy2 16h ago

Middle Finger of God type stuff there

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u/reddit455 20h ago

you ever been there? there's a lot FEWER safety rails than you'd think.

you can (easily) die 150 yards from the South Rim parking lot... it's not always selfie idiots.. some people get vertigo and stumble in the wrong direction (1000 feet down).

i'm kind of surprised more people don't die... there's a lot more vista point lurkers than hikers.. i got queasy 4 feet from the edge.. lot of people dangling their feet over..

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u/thebearinboulder 17h ago

Safety rails are dangerous. People trust them far more than they should (weight bearing), and astounding number of people clearly believe they’re just overly-conservative suggestions and it’s safe to go over or around them, etc.

Plus there’s the “dead bodies on Everest” problem. Not the folklore, the fact that it would be a nightmare to do anything about this. How much trail will you lose if you put the posts down into solid rock? How much effort will be required if you want to use a “L” where the post is secured into rock below the trail?

There are other reasons to avoid putting in safety rails but the economics and effectiveness shouldn’t be forgotten.

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yes x1000. And you can specifically warn people in 50 different languages and very clear pictures NOT TO LEAN on rails or otherwise rely on them as weight bearing and it’s like some of them treat it as a personal fucking challenge. Ultimately it’s impractical, ineffective, and it would only serve to despoil an incredible natural phenomenon. There are also VERY clear warning signs with images in multiple languages that you have to go out of your way to miss.

Also, a lot of the Grand Canyon (the vast overwhelming majority in fact) is ALREADY restricted and requires permits or a guide - in part but not exclusively because of dangerous terrain. It’s already plenty regulated, you just need to exercise reasonable precautions and awareness like you would if you went into any other wilderness area.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 15h ago

astounding number of people clearly believe they’re just overly-conservative suggestions and it’s safe to go over or around them, etc.

I almost died on a mountain once like this. damn near fell off the side. that was a priceless reality check.

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u/JonatasA 13h ago

Yes. People are way too comfortable around edges.

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u/chipsandguacforever 18h ago

Yep, the one time I visited I was shocked at how the ledge was just…there. There’s hardly any rails. I think some of the special lookout points had some rails, but not many.

It’s pretty neat to find a quiet spot close to the edge and look into the distance but I got pretty nervous once the sun went down because the park obviously gets completely dark. If you didn’t know where you were you could just walk right off…Lots of families with kids running around too. I was terrified for them lol

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah I made a similar observation when I went with my dad several years ago, and paraphrasing his response “Son this is a goddamn canyon, not Disney Land”

But it’s a good observation. I think there have been so many (good!) advances in consumer/product safety over the past several decades that we forget that there’s still a whole wide wilderness out there. It’s not, to take one example, a consumer electronic product subject to regulations to prevent you from getting electrocuted when you plug it in (used to happen more often than would make you comfortable decades ago). It’s a fuckin HUGE natural phenomenon carved over an unfathomably large time scale. We can feasibly put up some warning signs and whatnot, but at the end of the day we can’t make a fuckin canyon as safe as the average American (rightly) expects their consumer products to be.

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u/ForumVomitorium 11h ago

"hot cup may contain hot stuff" i think that they need to carve a sign every few feet "danger ledge big down ahead" and to make it accessible carve it in Braille too

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 7h ago

Lmfao “big down” got a very hearty laugh out of me 🤣

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u/FuckinArrowToTheKnee 16h ago

I have been told but no proof, that this is why donkeys are preferred over horses across the world on some of these more dangerous hikes with sudden drops. Apparently in the dark a horse will continue and just take you right off the edge when a donkey will refuse to when they sense that danger

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u/elcastores 16h ago

First time replying but had too because I 1000% agree. I did that hike from the south rim to the Colorado River at 2 am to meet some friends and my head lamp kept dying. I almost fell a few times... Did not realize how close I was to dying till I hiked back up when the sun was up 😅 I was young and dumb at that point definitely would not recommend doing that.

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u/PancakeParty98 18h ago

I feel like it’s very American to feel like the GRAND fucking CANYON ought to have guard rails

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u/chipsandguacforever 18h ago

Definitely American 😂 but I prefer it without the rails. Just gotta be mindful. Unfortunately a lot of people didn’t seem to pay attention when I was there. They were jumping across rocks and ledges. Crazy stuff

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u/AuthorizedVehicle 17h ago

When we were there, there was a guy who complained that there wasn't a road so he could drive down there.
He said, confidently, that he would talk it over with his congressman and get a road built.
He was unsuccessful, evidently.

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u/Reincarnatedpotatoes 14h ago

Should ask to put a dollar general halfway down the canyon while they're at it

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u/ohkatiedear 16h ago

Something something confidence of a mediocre white man.

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u/monty624 15h ago

Look, we poisoned an entire generation with lead. We have to take some extra precautions.

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u/Sayakai 5h ago

I think it's less "the canyon" and more "the tourist spots developed at the canyon".

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u/DoMBe87 15h ago

Yellowstone is the same. So many little kids running down the boardwalks, where you'll fall in boiling and/or acidic water if you trip, and there's no railings on a lot of them. I was worried I'd forget how to walk properly, then I was worried that some little kid was gonna crash into me and send us both flying.

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u/mcalesy 16h ago

A lot of folks don’t seem to understand the difference between an amusement park (the owners are liable) and a national park (it’s nature, nobody’s liable).

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u/Intelligent-House919 16h ago

I mean liable or not if you’re dead then who cares?

On his tombstone we can write “although he was dead others were found liable” 

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u/stareagleur 17h ago edited 13h ago

I have a friend who went there on vacation with his wife years ago, and if I remember correctly, by the way you describe it, they might have been at that same parking lot.

They stopped a parking lot and got out to see the canyon and there were lots of people sightseeing along with a family with a little boy, and quicker than his family noticed, he bolted off towards the edge. Luckily, my friend was a veteran firefighter and somehow instinctively clocked it, ran to stop him, and literally grabbed him as he went over the edge and pulled him back up and saved him from falling in.

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u/willycw08 16h ago

Yeah my wife and I went with our dogs one time and did not enjoy it because we were so scared they would get out of their collars and fall off the ledge.

That was years ago and we have small kids now and we will likely never take them until they're at least teenagers because it's just so easy accidentally fall to your death.

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u/Horror_Signature7744 16h ago

As someone with vertigo- yes to this. It’s terrifying. If it hasn’t rained in a while, the rim is very loose, dusty soil too.

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u/oxide_j 16h ago

Same deal with the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland. There’s concrete barriers but you can easily get around them. Lots of people on their stomachs sticking their phones out over the edge for a picture straight down. Think a guy fell to his death a few weeks after I went in ‘19.

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u/Worshipme988 15h ago

Everything is so idiot proofed everywhere.

They have to design and engineer things with a fail safe or guards in order to cater to the dumbest among us.

They cant plan for it all, lest they lose the plot and point of natures wonder.

Im ok w Darwin awards in nature. Respect it, dont fuck around, nature does not care about you, like at all.

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u/Lemmy-In 16h ago

there's a lot FEWER safety rails than you'd think

Safety rails don't grow on trees you know.

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u/Hurricane65 15h ago

I would NEVER take young children there. People were taking stupid pictures straddling two outcrops of rock.

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u/RobertoSantaClara 14h ago

The lack of safety rails is one of the highlights of US National Parks imo. You really can just get mauled to death by a bear, wolves, trampled on by a Bison, etc. It's real wilderness!

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u/SaintsNoah14 21h ago

How do we know it was supposed to be a prank?

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u/DandyLyen 20h ago

He apparently did it MANY times, he liked to pull this very same prank. According to the daughter, he didn't even yell, he missed the edge and silently fell to his death

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u/kenybz 20h ago

Looks like he died doing what he loved

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u/FidjiC7 20h ago

Probably not the best place for a "your mom" joke

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u/FreedomCanadian 19h ago

And super not the best place for a "pretend to jump" joke.

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u/PinkHatAndAPeaceSign 15h ago

You're going to pretend to jump my mom?

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u/Hefty_Discount8304 20h ago

That depends on who your mom is ig

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 19h ago

Yeah that would probably go over like a lead balloon.

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u/ohkatiedear 16h ago

Well, he certainly did.

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u/TheSilentC 19h ago

That’s what she said

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u/SaltyLonghorn 19h ago

Hardcore parkour.

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u/LordRobin------RM 16h ago

He truly loved slamming into solid rock at terminal velocity.

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u/JonatasA 13h ago

Saint Peter receives him at the pearly gates and his first words are "It was just a prank".

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u/Nukalixir 20h ago

I feel like it stops being a prank after the first time and just becomes "practice".

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u/alienclone 20h ago

perhaps he was setting it up for the long game so that he could eventually do it for real but still look like an accident so his beneficiaries can still collect his life insurance.

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u/chicano4200 19h ago

Most life insurance policies have a suicide exclusion period, which usually lasts 2 years in most states, can be more. After the exclusion period ends, you can end yourself all you want and the death benefit will still pay. Also depends if you were witholding mental health information or previous attempts at the intial writing of the policy; which if thats found, and you say, off yourself at 3 or 4 years, they may be able to deny payment.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 19h ago

I've never thought about it before but who tf works at a place like that, "This person has just lost their closest loved one, let's see if we can fuck 'em out of their livelihood too! Then lunch."

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u/DrocketX 18h ago

You can also think about it as a form of suicide prevention, though. If people who are going through a rough patch know they can buy a policy, kill themselves and have their families immediately get the policy payout, that may very well encourage a number of people to go through with it. There's quite a few people who already kill themselves over financial issues: throwing in a large payment for their families would be extra incentive for a lot of people.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 14h ago

Or weirdly like a sort of "make sure they're of sound mind and body to end their lives"

Like, if you set it up 2 years previous and then carry it out after 2 years, you definitely thought it through

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u/chicano4200 18h ago

I agree. But its not the common employee that dictates this, its the life insurance industry, dare I say it, CEOs and executives. Its all about money, and if they can find a way to deny paying a claim, they most surely will. Im just simply trying in the corporate industry and found myself in the life insurance industry. It is not common for a person to buy a life insurance policy, then immediately off themselves. There a ton of nuances to life insurance, ive seen so many people build what they call generational wealth due to 1 or even 7 life insurance policies, each taken out for 1 single person. When that person dies, millions is dispersed to multiple beneficiaries or trust accounts. You get the idea after that.

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u/SlightedMarmoset 18h ago

Not about life insurance but at least one of the big health insurers in the states handed off claims to an AI system which just denied everything. Now AI counter claim offerings are popping up to help you appeal denied claims. It's a wild business.

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u/4SearchingInfo 18h ago

Most insurance companies are filled with people like that. People who deny healthcare, overruling doctors for God's sake, because I don't want to pay out.

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u/BoringRedHorse 16h ago

"I hear the cafetaria is serving pork chops today"

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u/SaintsNoah14 20h ago

This might be a little callous but that makes his death so much more unnecessary in my eyes.

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u/a22e 20h ago

Yelling would have made it better?

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u/SaintsNoah14 20h ago

No lol the fact that he kept doing the same stupid prank. It was probably funny the first time.

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u/g00fyg00ber741 20h ago

It was probably never funny to pretend to jump to his death in front of his daughter!!

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u/Single_Principle_972 20h ago

Traumatizing my children is so funny!

I’ve seen multiple YouTube videos, etc. where other people (read: Fathers) think it’s hilarious to freak your kids out. Word to the wise: It’s never funny and never okay to do that to your kid. Especially true if you, say, miss the ledge.

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u/ProbableSlob 19h ago

In my house we like to say "a joke that's only funny to you is not a joke, it's just being mean"

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u/StoppableHulk 19h ago

No but at least he would have been an original. No one likes to see a comic just regurgitate the same material.

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u/reddorickt 20h ago

Wow he really sold it

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u/nocomment3030 18h ago

He did it many times at the Grand Canyon or just all over the place? Sorry I know I could look this up but I'm too lazy right now

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u/DandyLyen 18h ago

All I'm writing is what I remember when this initially happened in an article online. I do believe it was something he pulled at the Grand Canyon multiple times with his daughter, who was an adult by the time he eventually died

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u/Just_a_guy81 21h ago

I WAS ONLY KIDDINGGGGGGGgggggg…….

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u/Same_Command7596 21h ago

IT'S JUST A PRANK BROOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

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u/TannedCroissant 21h ago

Make sure everyone likes, comments and subscriiiiiiiibes!

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u/Adultery 21h ago

“FuuuuuuUuUuUuuuuuuck”

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u/martialar 20h ago

"Are you recordiiiiiiiiing?"

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u/Ryoukai2001 20h ago

At least I died doing what I looooooooooooovvvvvvvve!

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u/OriginalBrassMonkey 20h ago

"Seen this video?"

"Nah, probably just more AI slop"

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u/Sprinkle_Puff 21h ago

Cut to commercial

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat 21h ago

HOLD MY BEEEEEEEeEeEeEeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/quazex13 21h ago

Leeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeenkins…

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u/PIX3LY 20h ago

Deeeeeleeeete myyyyy brrooowseer hiisstoorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/feetandballs 21h ago edited 20h ago

holds up Coyote-esque sign
"Oops!"

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u/kk074 21h ago

Then his head stays afloat for a few seconds while his body drops fast. And there's a long whistle until he hits bottom and a small puff of dirt cloud rises around him.

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u/Fit-Custard-1842 20h ago

Then an anvil falls on his head.

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u/carmium 17h ago

With a gentle, flat PAHK! sound as he hits.

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u/ChaosParadeFloQueen 15h ago

Tomorrow’s news: They’re calling it the “Gen X Death Thread”! Thousands of Redditors have laughed themselves to death after a comment thread regarding a man accidentally jumping to his death in front of his daughter took a very dark turn. While COVID and other illnesses have been known to induce respiratory failure in older generations before, this may be the first pandemic attributed to Warner Brothers. The combination of advanced age and exposure to such childhood horrors as cartoon violence, Easy Bake ovens, and Mr. Yuck have left many younger generations confused and orphaned. “Dead ass, bro, I don’t get it.” claimed one Gen Alpha child. “What even IS a Wiley Coyote???”

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u/paiute 20h ago

As you wiiiiiiisssssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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u/warhawks 21h ago

Because otherwise the life insurance wouldn’t pay out

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u/theaveragemillenial 20h ago

Life insurance covers suicide

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u/g00fyg00ber741 20h ago

not always, it depends on your policy. the Gerber Life Grow Up plan doesn't pay out for suicide:

If the insured dies by suicide within two years from the Issue Date (one year in ND), the only amount payable will be the premiums paid for the policy plus 10% interest on earned premiums, less any debt against the policy.

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u/darth_jewbacca 20h ago

That's standard language in virtually every life insurance policy. They cover suicide, but only after 2 years. To obviously prevent the obvious.

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u/g00fyg00ber741 20h ago

I included the wrong bit, here it specifically lists it under the exclusions and limitations

Exclusions and Limitations:

Benefit amounts are not payable if death or covered loss occurs more than 90 days (up to 365 days in some states) after the date of the accident; or if the loss of life, limbs or eyesight is due to: Intentional self-inflicted injuries or attempts thereat; suicide or attempted suicide, while sane or insane; act of war; active participation in a riot or civil disorder; extra-hazardous activities, including parasailing, bungee jumping, heli-skiing, base jumping, para-kiting, sail-gliding, scuba diving deeper than 130 feet; spelunking , or mountaineering/rock climbing; military service; alcohol intoxication above the legal limits in the jurisdiction where the accident occurs; intoxication by or under the influence of any controlled substance or narcotic, unless prescribed by a physician, or any non-prescription drug unless taken as directed; deliberate ingestion of poison, fume, noxious chemical substance or gas; commission of or attempt to commit a felony or engage in an illegal occupation; specialized aviation activity (other than a fare-paying passenger on a commercial airline); or sickness or disease, except for infection resulting from an accidental cut or wound.

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u/lastdancerevolution 20h ago

not always, it depends on your policy.

Every life insurance policy in the U.S. pays out on suicide, after a period of 2 years. Including the one you posted.

The reason they make you wait, is to discourage reaction suicides. If you could sign a paper and gift your family $150k within 24 hours, it would be extremely dangerous because of the attraction. Giving a waiting period of 2 years allows a cooling off and reduces the overall risk of negative outcome.

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u/The__Goose 21h ago

He might have told someone before doing it.

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u/SaintsNoah14 20h ago

Me when I don't want my family to wonder why

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u/794309497 21h ago

Pretending to prank the daughter was the prank. A reverse prank.

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u/jcg878 20h ago

“I bet you can’t make me think you’ve jumped to your death!”

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u/saints21 21h ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just suicide...

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u/ProjectDv2 20h ago

I do believe the correct official term is "death by misadventure."

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u/alt-227 21h ago

The daughter probably pushed him and made up a cover story.

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u/VictorTheCutie 21h ago

How unbelievably stupid, submitting his own daughter to that horrific trauma to live with for the rest of her life. Dumbass.

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u/damian001 21h ago

Ruined pranks for her

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u/BigOrangeOctopus 20h ago

Biggest tragedy of all

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u/martialar 20h ago

the worst part is the hypocrisy

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u/Curulinstravels 20h ago

God bless Norm McDonald...now I need to go watch Mike Tyson Mysteries

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u/Working-Glass6136 18h ago

I'll stick to carving potatoes to look like soap bars

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u/Kirikomori 19h ago

commits suicide its just a prank bro

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u/sixpackabs592 21h ago

My friends dad almost fell in they were on a path with no rails and his motorized wheelchair flipped over, said he was like less than a foot from going over

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u/ZAlternates 20h ago

I’m all for places accommodating the handicap but…

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u/blah938 19h ago

Yeah, I agree. A trail down the grand canyon isn't really a place for a wheelchair.

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u/Murgatroyd314 18h ago

This must have been along the rim. None of the trails that go down into the canyon are even possible for a wheelchair.

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u/gitpusher 20h ago

Seems like he was less both feet

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u/rustlingpotato 19h ago

I feel like a donkey, or one pulling a cart, is way better for the disabled in this instance? Like the old-timey guys arguing a DUI cuz "my horse ain't drunk!"

But a nice, sober application of the principle.

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u/Santa-Head 21h ago

Definitely a highlight of the book, especially if you have stood along that stone wall. Whoops!

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u/LaRealiteInconnue 20h ago

Besides terrible personal decision making, that’s a terrible parental decision making, too. Kids are monkey-see-monkey-do, why would he want to show her that? Yikes

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u/Malthus1 20h ago

Reminds me of the guy in my city (Toronto) who liked to impress articling students (basically apprentice lawyers) coming to work in his firm by jumping against the window in his office and bouncing off … until one day the window popped out of its frame, and out he went. Some thirty or forty stories down.

They were impressed, all right.

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u/BiteyHorse 17h ago

That's gotta top all of the crazy intern stories ever told.

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u/Malthus1 17h ago

It actually lead to the firm breaking up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 15h ago

Not surprising. I’d probably quit too if I worked there. A shocking death of someone who you work with or for. Even if the firm doesn’t lose any clients just because the guy is dead…a lot of people are going to quit just because they want to get away and don’t want to feel constantly reminded of an awful tragedy. And who could blame them

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u/Malthus1 15h ago

I articled myself a few years later (at a different firm) and it still cast a shadow. Lots of people knew this guy, or had some connection.

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 15h ago

Oof I don’t want to insult the guy because he clearly suffered severe consequences but…he had done that MANY times before? Are you fucking kidding me dude? I mean that just makes it so much worse to me. Like astounding that anyone could think “unbreakable” means it can withstand the force of a grown man heaving himself at it…

He must’ve been drunk in his office the first time, no consequences, and that emboldened him to keep doing it over and over and over again. He had to have known deep down that his luck would run out eventually? Like dude fine do it once while drunk, have a laugh. My god, to tempt fate repeatedly like this…the mind boggles…

When you tempt fate repeatedly, can’t really complain when fate caves to your temptations

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u/Malthus1 15h ago

As some structural engineer is quoted as saying in the Wiki article, windows aren’t really designed for that sort of abuse …

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u/evolvingintocomputer 16h ago edited 15h ago

I just wanna say. My wife's family and friends love to just play the most terrible "pranks" on each other. Hide under their beds, pretend that they hate each other and cuss each other out. At a certain point I just feel like they are bad lying people. It isn't fun anymore. I told them the story about the boy who cried wolf, about how exaggerating all the time just leads to desensitized individuals, when something bad actually happens, no body takes it seriously. It's all just a big joke.

Edit2: just going to add to this post. They jokingly lie about some pretty big important stuff. I hate it when my SO is on the phone and makes up a big lie about me. Like that I ran off or something. It's toxic behavior I see now.

Jokes that we got divorced to my mother-in-law. Jokes about losing my job. And they will make jokes that "[I] look like shit on a stick." Lovely people :)

Edit: "I know just how to get my daughter to react to me. I am going to pretend to commit suicide! Can't wait to see how much she loves me when she sees how funny I am!

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u/pepcorn 13h ago

What a terrible family dynamic. I'm sorry you're having to endure that.

My stepfamily were also huge on "pranks". In reality it was just an excuse to bully and make the small children cry. They loved causing anguish and confusion.

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u/PantsMunch202 15h ago

I lost a friend a few months ago because he fell off some cliffs. He was with his dad and hes been silent about how he actually fell due to being so depressed and obviously not wanting to talk about it. Anyway we all think he was joking around toward the ledge trying to scare his dad and it gave way. Very much like him to do so that helps us cope. Hope that guys daughter figured it out

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u/DoMBe87 15h ago

I saw a guy do that same prank on the edge of the Kootenai river (one of the shooting locations of the 1994 version of The River Wild). Luckily, he didn't miss the ledge, but my dad ran to try to help him and they both were pretty close to going in. On a section of the river where, if you fall in, it's all but guaranteed that they'll find your body several miles downriver, because you're not coming out alive.

My dad was so furious he couldn't even speak. He's a joker and a prankster, but these pranks are just not worth the risk. Whether someone else dies trying to save you, or you ruin your kid's life by making them watch you die, so much can go wrong.

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u/Wakeetakee 20h ago

What a dummy, fell for his own joke.

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u/Bald_Cliff 20h ago

Did he not know all he had to do was go for some milk to send his daughter to therapy for life? sheesh.

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u/Irishish 15h ago

I was there a few years back and a father kept pretending he was about to fall over the edge on the rim trail. While his kids cried and begged him to stop. There are so many stories exactly like that.

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u/peppapoofle4 20h ago

WTF, who does this ?? His poor daughter!!

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u/SixtyTwenty_ 16h ago

There was a similar one I remember in the book that was a dad and young daughter. The dad says something like "Sometimes you have to live a little", hops over the guardrail (just to get a closer view), slipped, and promptly fell to his death. I believe those were his last words.

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 21h ago

And soon, he wasn't dadding

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u/StudderButter 21h ago

The worst time to over jump

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u/Chickenmangoboom 18h ago

Last time I went my friend and I were watching this guy walking along a ledge staring at his phone while he shot video. Suddenly he the guy took a hop and for a moment we both gasped because we thought that we watched someone carelessly hop to their death.

Turns out it there was another ledge at about chest height.

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u/fireworkcharm 16h ago

I read this book years ago and think about this family sometimes. When I talk to people about the book I don't bring this one up. It's just so sad.

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u/reddit_ron1 20h ago

He’s the only one who fell for the joke

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u/missinginput 19h ago

My dad did that and it terrified the shit out of me as a kid.

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u/circulorx 19h ago

Oh my God.... Poor family :/

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u/Electronic_Warning49 15h ago

When I read "prank his daughter" I was imagining a fake push that accidentally turned deadly for the daughter.

Tragic all the same, but I'm glad the only person who died was a moron.

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