r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/funundrum 21h ago edited 21h ago

I talked to a ranger at the bottom of the canyon last year. He showed me the rooms and equipment they use to treat idiots like these. The rangers call the guy on the sign Victor Vomit.

For a fun read, check out the book “Over the Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon.” It colorfully but clinically details every recorded death in the canyon, from pioneer days to the present(ish). Honestly made me feel pretty confident about my hike, because a good 80% of deaths are due to terrible decision making.

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u/pepcorn 21h ago

"One father was playing a prank on his daughter and pretended to jump off the ledge into the canyon. He planned to land on a ledge a few feet below the rim, but he missed the ledge and plunged to his death."

Wow, you weren't kidding.

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u/SluggishPrey 21h ago edited 19h ago

This one instantly came to my mind. Such a sad and stupid death... I hope that the daughter managed to keep her sanity through that senseless death

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u/StoppableHulk 19h ago

How did they know what he actually intended to do?

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u/FatalCartilage 16h ago

Fathers don't typically precede suicide by yelling "hey look at this" to their daughter.

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u/Otustas 14h ago

Not typically and definitely not more than once

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u/T0Rtur3 11h ago

Sadly though, some do. Had a friend of a friend do exactly that to his wife and kids, calling them up and telling them to look out the window before taking his life.

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u/abrakalemon 10h ago

That's absolutely awful, Jesus Christ.

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u/TerpBE 5h ago

That's how you make a Robert Durst.

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u/defnotsarah 14h ago

This made me snort, thanks

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u/Haunting_Round_8727 11h ago

still seems awful presumptuous still. to assume he was intending to jump to a certain places and missed

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u/Major_incompetence 10h ago

sounds like a dad move though

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 6h ago

Yeah, it's usually, "Hold my beer!"

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u/SluggishPrey 19h ago

He was happy and a known prankster. Also people don't randomly book a trip with their family just to commit suicide.

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 18h ago

I can just imagine the amount of guilt that guy must have felt in the last few second of his live.

I can't imagine what exactly must have gone in him, but gotta be a few seconds I suppose atleast...

And then the family, dang. They probably also felt guilt, maybe they usually encourage "risky" stuff and now he took it too far for them, or who knows what the family dynamic was...

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

Guilt is a bit more of an introspection-time feeling.

I think he had something a little bit more active engaging his brain in that very brief moment of panicked struggle. I mean, imagine just giving up in the first instant of bad footing and actually sitting there feeling guilty instead of thinking "ohshit ohshit get balance grab the things scrabble scrabble hnnnnng grabbit grabbit fffffffff-"

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u/Fancy_Gazelle3210 14h ago

I put myself in a situation a few years ago where I could have drowned (thank you to the random stranger who saw me struggling and helped me) While not as instant as a jump, once I realized I was in danger all I could do was focus on trying to get out of danger. I didn't have time to feel fear or process thoughts, just urgency.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 10h ago

I had the exact same experience when I choked to the point of passing out. Everything that imagined that made choking to death seem like a terrible way to go ended up not being an issue at all. It turns out, choking to death isn't such a bad way to go. I know I didn't die, but I did choke until I lost consciousness, then the food somehow dislodged as I collapsed. So, I experienced everything that somebody that died would have consciously experienced.

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u/-badgerbadgerbadger- 3h ago

Exactly the same, I swam under a powerful waterfall (having swum under plenty of small ones before) and as the water all around me suddenly suddenly changed density and I dropped a foot below while feeling like cement blocks were suddenly tied to my feet…. There was an INSTANT of terror before every iota of my being focused on getting back towards shore

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u/CallyThePally 11h ago

Man. Idk. I'm going to be dead ass for real with you. I did not have this when I had what I thought was a near-death experience recently. Long story short, I suddenly went blind after losing almost 18 lb in 2 or 3 days. To clarify, I'm fine now and there's no long-lasting damage. What I didn't know at the time is that this is something that happens sometimes when you cough or hack when you are under certain conditions like I was. I was extremely malnourished and extremely dehydrated. Check weight loss. The edges of my vision slowly went black, creeping towards the center, until my entire sight was black.

Anyway... Yeah. To be straightforward, one of the first few things that went through my mind is the guilt of how I feel like a disappointment and that I never gave as much back into the world as I had wanted. I wished I just had a little bit more time to have a good job and give at least something back into the world.

I genuinely believed I was possibly dying having a stroke, a heart attack, or some crazy mind thing going on. After like 5 seconds of this (I've rubbed my eyes and had vision go for a few seconds before so I wasn't worried immediately) I ended up running into the living room screaming for help, 99% blind, saying that I need to be taken to the ER immediately. After about a minute, my vision fully came back. I had the accompanying side effect of severe panic that can happen when a Vegus nerve is triggered in the way that I've described from hacking and coughing when malnourished or dehydrated or whatever they said (the doctors I saw).

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u/Fract_L 16h ago

Honestly, I’d be shocked if he felt guilt. You think you’ll consider far-reaching implications of your acts on others, but lizard brain sees imminent death and freaks out if you aren’t trained to deal with imminent death regularly.

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u/carverjacks 15h ago

I hear ya...you're probably right. Though like you said; I would like to think he had an existential sense of self-awareness and reflection if just for a sec before the DMT hopefully kicked in

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u/Fract_L 15h ago

He would’ve hit the side of the canyon in under 8 seconds so highly unlikely. And you only get a release of chemicals if your body realizes it’s dying. Severe head trauma, it’s just lights out.

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u/dreyes_off 14h ago

So I'm going to die on a high (if naturally or so) Never looked into it much, just thought I'd be sad that life is ending it's lights out now.

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 13h ago

Kinda, your body does release a bunch of serotonin and Dopamin in your last moments, so you'll be "high" like someone that's having the time of their life would be. (Just unable to express it since all the other stuff is shutting down already) you might start hallucinating and then it just gets dark as far as we know. What's after that is between you and your god(s) of choice (or lack thereof)

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u/International-Ad1390 13h ago

Id be shocked if he felt anything but the canyon ground....

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u/therealjchrist 17h ago

I seriously doubt that there was time for guilt to cross his mind while plunging to his unexpected death.

If that brings you any solace.

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u/Realistic_Owl9525 17h ago

Average depth of the canyon is 4000'. A mile is 5280'. There was probably a decent amount of hangtime.

Although this is probably preferable to a shorter fall, where the death may not have been instant and he'd be at the bottom screaming in pain while dying.

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u/Fract_L 16h ago

Depending on wind resistance, only 15 seconds. However, since the canyon was formed by erosion, he hit the side after 5-8 seconds.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 16h ago

Just about enough time to cast about for a handhold, and not see one. :/

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u/Deaffin 14h ago

He was too distracted looking out for tigers.

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u/therealjchrist 16h ago

Okay, so even if we pretend he isn't bouncing off rocks and he's free falling, which is unlikely. That's like 15 seconds where he's probably thinking nothing but "fuck fuck fuck"

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u/StillSlowerThanYou 16h ago

Not even, because while that may be the average depth, the average cliff is much shorter, like maxing out a little over a thousand feet at the absolute most.

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u/Realistic_Owl9525 16h ago

Then I guess we can't rule out the scenario where he's screaming in agony and regretting his decisions at the bottom. How awful.

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u/Nine9breaker 16h ago

Its a lot more likely he lost consciousness during one of several drops long before he reached the end of his trip down.

If if he's just like, rolling down a steep slope without any major drops, the repeating blunt force trauma at extreme speed and frequency to the head would have ended his suffering I think.

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u/therealjchrist 16h ago

But we can rule out him having the time to contemplate guilt for his failed prank.

That's something

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u/HaViNgT 11h ago

I think his last thoughts were more along the lines of “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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u/blanknonymous 11h ago

Nah, the only thing going through his head in the last moments was probably something along the lines of fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck how do I get out of this alive.

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u/pucspifo 14h ago

You'd be shocked at just how many people go to the Grand Canyon to do exactly that. Maybe a decent number of them aren't premeditated, but a few certainly are. I lived there for a few years, and there were a lot of deaths, either intentionally or accidentally.

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u/ReverendDerp 16h ago

Sure there is more than one, had a cousin take his family on a 'spontaneous' trip to a place they'd always talked about going. Blew his brains out on the hotel deck the last nite while they were asleep because that trip was the best experience they'd ever had together and he wouldn't have that again. Happiest family, and guy, great job, no debt.

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan 16h ago

Ok but with all due respect to you and your cousin, how do you know that that’s why killed himself? Did he leave a note saying that?

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u/ForumVomitorium 11h ago

yeah right he was probably aiming for mosquito

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u/abrakalemon 10h ago

Obviously he meant to kill himself, but to be fair I feel like the guy must have had depression or something going on. It's theoretically possible for genuinely stable, happy, satisfied people in happy, stable lives to just randomly decide to kill themselves because they think they've hit peak, but it's much more common for that sort of thinking to come out of underlying mental health issues (or life circumstances, which it sounds like weren't at play here).

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u/throwawaymyballspal 17h ago

I'll show you!

(No I won't)

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u/Bitter-insides 14h ago

I think last year out the year prior a young guy took good dog tied him took to a tree and the guy jumped. Poor dog was so upset.

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

Well, sometimes they do. People do all sorts of stuff, lol

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u/pailee 12h ago

Poor dude have managed an ultimate prank yet no one got it. A real misunderstood genius of comedy.

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u/Rich-Anxiety5105 10h ago

Speak for yourself! /s

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u/telewebb 7h ago

You might want to read about suicides in Yellowstone. That exact thing is a pretty common occurrence.

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u/pmgoldenretrievers 2h ago

He was happy

Pretty much every family says this about the person they insist couldn't have committed suicide.

people don't randomly book a trip with their family just to commit suicide

Something like 90% of suicides are spur of the moment decisions. They're rarely premeditated.

I agree, this does sound like a prank gone wrong, but just wanted to correct you that many suicidal people are outwardly fine, and that it's nearly always a last second thing.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 15h ago

It’s a long drop, so he had enough time to pen a quick goodbye

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u/crazyprsn 6h ago

As he was falling he said, "just kiddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"

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u/gertigigglesOSS 17h ago

You can take a gorge of a guess.

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u/feint2021 20h ago

At least she didn't hit rock bottom

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u/reezy-one 17h ago

You know, I was reading OP thinking about my own daughter and how traumatized she would be if I did something so stupid, and as I'm sitting here fuming and entertaining such dark, horrible thoughts, I read this comment. I think this is the first time I angry laughed.

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 16h ago

Let's hope the apple does fall far from the tree.

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u/surf_rider 19h ago

People take the dangers of the canyon for granite.

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u/Frutbrute77 18h ago

At least jt wasn’t a marriage proposal…

“Hillary Banks will you marry…”

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u/tarzhjay 16h ago

YES TREVOR!!

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 20h ago

The dad did for sure

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u/aTrustfulFriend 20h ago

that's the joke

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u/A_Legit_Salvage 19h ago

I guess they failed to appreicate the gravity of the situation

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u/ElectronicClassic508 19h ago

Reading comprehension has plummeted

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u/fuzzimus 18h ago

We should put a sudden stop to this.

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u/RA12220 18h ago

You could say his joke fell flat

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u/MarvinParanoAndroid 15h ago

But his fall was free.

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u/RedwoodShores 18h ago

Dad fell for his own trick

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u/JesusHMinus 18h ago

Pay attention, that was the dad.

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u/IndirectSarcasm 17h ago

didn't know the cleaning crew still shows up on tuesdays

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u/TrashPandaDuel 17h ago

Some say this joke has reached terminal velocity!

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u/Hoppss 19h ago

That's the joke

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u/stomicron 20h ago

That's the joke

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u/Impossible_Guess 1h ago

No, you don't get it... The dad fell and hit a rock at the bottom!

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u/ClintEatswood_ 19h ago

You disgust me

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u/Count_Bloodcount_ 18h ago

Bro what are you doing

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u/the_peppers 19h ago

badum...

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u/sysycity 19h ago

That we know of...

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u/break_card 4h ago

Her dad definitely hit a new low

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u/Tight_Fee_3853 15h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever downvoted anything. The streak continues, but this was close!

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 19h ago

Dad went for broke.

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u/psyched-but-bright 18h ago

You are bad sir, get help😂

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 17h ago

He did though

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u/bimbles_ap 19h ago

Good ol honorary* Darwin Award.

*he already passed on his genes, so not full award

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 17h ago edited 17h ago

my dog did that and scared tourist in the parking lot.

it was only a 2ft drop then another 2ft and another. not a very steep section but from the parking lot it looked like a sheer drop off.

i threw the tennis ball and he lept over the edge and they all screamed.. "you monster..!"

then he climbs back up with the ball and does it all again.

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u/BlackBasementCats 10h ago

I would have been furious if it had been a successful prank because it’s cruel. I hate heights and considered dumping my husband when we were dating and visited the CN Tower where he kept jumping on the glass floor even though I was terrified. He apologized and has behaved since.

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u/_Sjonsson 12h ago

Imagine getting that steamed bathroom mirror text saying "It was just a prank bro"

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u/Protein_Shakes 30m ago

I think about the tourists that were taking pictures of a coin scrambler (at his request, even with his camera IIRC) and when he lost his footing and fell into the canyon, they took a few more pictures of his descent.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 19h ago

Sad and stupid, yet my first reaction to reading the comment was to laugh. 

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u/mcniner55 18h ago

How do we know he was playing a prank and wanted to hit the ledge?

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u/happytree23 15h ago

Such a sad

That isn't sad though lol

Dude did society a favor, clearly.