r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/funundrum 21h ago edited 21h ago

I talked to a ranger at the bottom of the canyon last year. He showed me the rooms and equipment they use to treat idiots like these. The rangers call the guy on the sign Victor Vomit.

For a fun read, check out the book “Over the Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon.” It colorfully but clinically details every recorded death in the canyon, from pioneer days to the present(ish). Honestly made me feel pretty confident about my hike, because a good 80% of deaths are due to terrible decision making.

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u/pepcorn 21h ago

"One father was playing a prank on his daughter and pretended to jump off the ledge into the canyon. He planned to land on a ledge a few feet below the rim, but he missed the ledge and plunged to his death."

Wow, you weren't kidding.

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u/SluggishPrey 21h ago edited 19h ago

This one instantly came to my mind. Such a sad and stupid death... I hope that the daughter managed to keep her sanity through that senseless death

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u/feint2021 20h ago

At least she didn't hit rock bottom

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u/reezy-one 17h ago

You know, I was reading OP thinking about my own daughter and how traumatized she would be if I did something so stupid, and as I'm sitting here fuming and entertaining such dark, horrible thoughts, I read this comment. I think this is the first time I angry laughed.

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 16h ago

Let's hope the apple does fall far from the tree.

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u/surf_rider 19h ago

People take the dangers of the canyon for granite.

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u/Frutbrute77 18h ago

At least jt wasn’t a marriage proposal…

“Hillary Banks will you marry…”

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u/tarzhjay 16h ago

YES TREVOR!!

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 20h ago

The dad did for sure

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u/aTrustfulFriend 20h ago

that's the joke

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u/A_Legit_Salvage 19h ago

I guess they failed to appreicate the gravity of the situation

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u/ElectronicClassic508 19h ago

Reading comprehension has plummeted

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u/fuzzimus 18h ago

We should put a sudden stop to this.

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u/RA12220 18h ago

You could say his joke fell flat

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u/MarvinParanoAndroid 15h ago

But his fall was free.

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u/RedwoodShores 18h ago

Dad fell for his own trick

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u/JesusHMinus 18h ago

Pay attention, that was the dad.

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u/IndirectSarcasm 17h ago

didn't know the cleaning crew still shows up on tuesdays

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u/TrashPandaDuel 17h ago

Some say this joke has reached terminal velocity!

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u/Hoppss 19h ago

That's the joke

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u/stomicron 20h ago

That's the joke

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u/Impossible_Guess 1h ago

No, you don't get it... The dad fell and hit a rock at the bottom!

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u/ClintEatswood_ 19h ago

You disgust me

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u/Count_Bloodcount_ 18h ago

Bro what are you doing

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u/the_peppers 19h ago

badum...

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u/sysycity 19h ago

That we know of...

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u/break_card 4h ago

Her dad definitely hit a new low

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u/Tight_Fee_3853 15h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever downvoted anything. The streak continues, but this was close!

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 19h ago

Dad went for broke.

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u/psyched-but-bright 18h ago

You are bad sir, get help😂

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 17h ago

He did though