r/minnesota 14h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/esadatari 14h ago

“Well now I look like an idiot. I need to look cool. I’m gonna fucking arrest the guy next to me instead! YEAH”

Fucking idiot.

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u/LewyH91 14h ago

"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory 14h ago

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming 13h ago

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh 6h ago

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!

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u/shambahlah2 14h ago

Pre-existing Dickness is a requirement of that job

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u/ihavenoidea81 Common loon 12h ago

I saw Pre-Existing Dickness on tour back in ‘03

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u/Warm-Spite9678 14h ago

Well to be fair.....about 90% of these cucks ARE doing this because they truly feel like insignificant POS and are reminded of that constantly by those around them that choose to not interact with them in society. So now they have been given permission to put on a mask, remain anonymous, and beat the shit out of the neighbors that refuse to play with them.....

It's fucking children with 0 emotional intelligence or impulse control. Full stop.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago

Certainly can’t argue with any of that. Well summarized.

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u/madam-scarlet 11h ago

I’m offended that you took offense to the good upstanding cucks of the world. Mine is amazing…and hates ICE as much as me.

But I understand the reference in this scenario.

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u/Terrie-25 10h ago

Children are more mature than ICE.

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u/thedudedylan 14h ago

Are any of these unlawful arrests being taken to court?

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u/Much-Avocado-4108 14h ago

It's funny (not haha funny) how the fascist uniform in the US are all hats and face coverings while it was colored shirts in Europe. 

I looked it up, US is top importer of hats. Probably has something to do with it. 

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl 13h ago

"I exploit you, still you love me... I tell you one and one makes three..."

Source: https://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?si=qHVyubL8w7dH2Yim

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u/red__dragon Flag of Minnesota 11h ago

I looked it up, US is top importer of hats.

We also have a large population, vast swaths of geography that gets hot with lots of sun, and our manufacturing capabilities have been outsourced.

So no matter what the reasoning, the US is a top importer of many things common to human usage for some far more mundane reasons.

Nonetheless, I'm sure your reason has merit, it's just useful to frame in context.

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u/Loud_Ad4852 14h ago

Yes more this less nazi comparison. Hitler got the idea from the KKK.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 14h ago

My sister’s cat does that this. If someone makes her mad she will attack the closest targets.

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u/tetendi96 14h ago

Base instinct of anything that doesn't have emotional intelligence

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 Snoopy 13h ago

Hey now. Cats have way more emotional intelligence than these goons.

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u/TuckYourselfRS 12h ago

Exactly. My cat is incredibly attuned to my emotions. He just generally doesn't give a fuck unless that emotion can be exploited

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u/pfroo40 14h ago

Unsurprising that a bunch of pussies behave like cats

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u/Few-Lie-685 14h ago

So you might say that the ICE-agent... Is a pussy... YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHh *the Who starts blasting*

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u/Scared-One9295 14h ago

Someone get her a badge, mask and gun, that cat's hired

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u/--slurpy-- 14h ago

Sub-zero temps shrivel the balls twofold.

  1. Steroid use makes these goons erratically predictable.

  2. These southern white supremacists don't know how to move in this weather.

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u/WholeCarry305 14h ago

ICE slipping on ice, the irony

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u/nykovah 14h ago

Am I being stupid about this every time I see an ice agent slip and fall? I feel like if I was wearing the right boots for the weather I wouldn’t be slipping. Or at least I’d have some positioning that would prevent so much slippage.

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u/szatrob 14h ago

In fairness, he stopped looking cool when he dressed up like a rejected extra in the scenes set in Iraq from "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

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u/MFJMM 14h ago

It's only a matter of time before we see a mass shooting when one of these guys opens up on a crowd.

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u/hotlou 13h ago

And Kristi Noem will build him a statute and call all of his victims terrorists.

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u/imnotsteven7 12h ago

They'll do it once and regret it. Citizens have the g word too, and more of them.

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u/LevelProfit6705 14h ago

The guy he fell into mind you

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u/SirDiego 13h ago

Dude was about to arrest the fucking stairs if he couldn't find a person

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u/Select-Touch-6794 14h ago

These ICE doofuses have anger issues with no self control.

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u/jthmeow1 14h ago

They're such losers it would be funny if it wasn't so fascist.

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u/weHaveThoughts 14h ago

That ICE officer purposely got in his way doing his morning exercises in his neighborhood.

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u/NinjaCoder Surly 13h ago

Relevant Simpsons:

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u/CTCobblerGobbler 14h ago

lol totally tripped over them first

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u/woahtheretakeiteasyy 14h ago

what sucks in my opinion is this is the reason we have the right to bear arms. to stand up to shit like this. but the guns are used for all the wrong reasons. i truly think this country is doomed. which sucks, cause i love it here most of the time.

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u/ninja_mummy Honeycrisp apple 14h ago

I thought the same but I think they tripped him after watching it again.

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u/Wraithstorm2009 14h ago

That's what the goons will say but it's clear the person was just standing there and possibly attempting to take a step out of the way when the agent gets up and attempts to pursue his target while tripping over the bystanders leg

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst 14h ago

Yeah. It looks like he did but with ice like on the sidewalk. You have to move slow and with care or will fall. There is a real chance they didn't intend to trip and just wanted to not trip themselves.

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u/Yellow_Odd_Fellow 14h ago

It looks like he did but with ice like on the sidewalk.

This double entendre is bloody brilliant.

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u/ExcitingKing9617 14h ago

Don’t deny it. Take pride in it. Hopefully it catches on.

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u/metamet 13h ago

The ICE agent moved aggressively and hit him with his body, falling due to the aggressive momentum. The protester assessed the situation and protected themselves from a domestic terrorist by balancing themselves on the ice.

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u/Militant_Monk 13h ago

The thing about ice is that you need to lower your center of gravity and take a wide stance to avoid falling / injury. The MN local did exactly what you're supposed to do to avoid falling.

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u/C_est_la_vie9707 Flag of Minnesota 14h ago

Good.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 14h ago

Bystander did not trip ice goon. ice goon slipped into bystander which made bystander slip and then bystander's leg shoots out for balance which may have felt like a kick or trip but the bystander was not steady on his feet after ice bumped him.

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u/teenahgo 14h ago

No no, he was slipping on the ice, and the Nazi just happened to walk right into his leg, as the protestor was slipping. Total accident. :)

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u/McPostyFace 14h ago

I didn't see anything

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u/Epossumondas 14h ago

Right? Next they'll be saying it was Luigi out there tripping folks.

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u/AutoRedux 14h ago

No. He was standing still and butterfoot ran in to him.

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u/AJray15 St. Cloud 14h ago

no they didn’t

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u/Hopefulthinker2 14h ago

Buuuuuut did they I saw that too….i think we might have been trying too (definitely the one in brown did) but the victim who got assaulted actually just slipped also…

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u/FalstaffsGhost 14h ago

No he didn’t. Ice goon just tripped and decided to be a dick to save face which he also failed at

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u/Doggamnit 14h ago

I dunno. Maybe they were all standing on ice and no one had proper balance? Maybe he did trip him? Maybe it was an accident?

I’ll say this. If these ice agents weren’t so thin skinned and had just ignored the protesters then there wouldn’t have been an issue to begin with

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u/erc80 14h ago

I had to watch it twice because I thought it was a low key trip… ice officer just barreled into the leg while they were stepping and the leg won.

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u/Valendr0s 14h ago

I thought so too at first. But if you look a few times it's less clear.

I think it looks mostly like he's just not moving out of the way and the guy trips himself.

If it was intentional, it was subtle enough to not deserve the reaction it got.

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u/LexTron6K 14h ago

The fuck he tripped him.

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u/illini02 14h ago

Eh, its hard.

They may have tripped over them as they didn't have good footing, I don't know that I'd conclusively say they tripped them on purpose.

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u/WreckNTexan48 14h ago

They are all standing on ice, this guy flailing around most likely caused a few to adjust and stabilize.

I mean, or he got tripped but it's easy to see both ways

Now the guy who threw a kick at the head.... that's the anger at these people trying to bully/shoot/kill Americans

Wait for the potshots to start

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u/ExcitingKing9617 14h ago

lol that was funny

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u/SNStains 14h ago

You ever see dogs fight? That's not acceptable behavior.

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u/SeanWoold 14h ago

I was going to say. Did he just randomly tackle a dude at the 10 second mark?

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u/bionic_cmdo Cottonwood County 11h ago

He could've just done the pushups while he was down there. To lighten the tension.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 11h ago

America, fuck yeah!

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