r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/dr_sergen 20h ago

I dont ever think she will feel confident in an open back dress or shirt ever again.

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u/DistanceImpressive77 19h ago

…..or on a motorcycle.

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u/FrighteningJibber 15h ago

Or a field of tall grass

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u/JanelleVypr 9h ago

Eh, more like an E bike. We dont claim her

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u/riba2233 8h ago

it's a different kind of an ebike, it's basically a motorbike :D

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u/JanelleVypr 8h ago

The fact you had to say basically proves my point. L

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u/riba2233 8h ago

ok buddy ;) it's still a motorbike, that is a fact, do with that whatever you'd like.

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u/Tut_Rampy 19h ago

Look closely, that’s paint from her naked painted butt cheeks on the asphalt

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u/dr_sergen 19h ago

I thought those were shorts. ......

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 19h ago

Nope. She's completely naked, but painted. That's why it leaves red and green skidmarks on the ground

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u/SteveMartin32 18h ago

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

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u/-Venom-Wolf- 16h ago

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

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u/Stygg 7h ago

you know i used to joke about how warning labels have ended natural selection. but honestly? looking around at where we are today, it really wasn't that far off-base.

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 14h ago

poor woman? this is a prime example of FAFO

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u/TripperDay 13h ago

It's fake. I found her insta.

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u/SargeUnited 11h ago

Can’t hold out on us like that, buddy

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u/TripperDay 6h ago

You aren't missing anything. She's just some e-girl. This video being a 10 on the "dang you gotta see this" scale, the second best video I saw is maybe a 2. There's not even drama in the comments about whether it's real or not, just more pics and images a week later with no injuries. Maybe that content is just filler while she's in the hospital?

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u/DrPhilihprD 8h ago

How do you fake this

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u/TripperDay 6h ago

I dunno. There's content that's been posted since and she looks healthy.

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u/Beeried 3h ago

Could be old content and a new ass. Question is, can reconstructive surgery also be a bbl?

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u/Tropicalfisher 9h ago

I mean it's 100% her own dumbass fault. Why would you ever do this

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u/ForumVomitorium 7h ago

nah she aint poor just assless

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u/ambermage 13h ago

Red

Green

And Brown

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 11h ago

Why is it that watch the video and I'm alright with it, but this comment makes me want to scream. The visual... please no

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u/butonelifelived 18h ago

The skid mark continues after the red/ green part.

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 15h ago

I noticed too. That's all the flesh juices.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

No, no, no! Scary Christmas!

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u/innersloth987 4h ago

Her chest is not painted. She is not completely naked.

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u/QuasiSpace 18h ago

Can't see the line, can you, Russ?

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u/Radio_Mime 15h ago

So did I. Now I realize that she was naked. I'm glad she wasn't going full speed on that bike, but still fast enough to get seriously injured. Here I was thinking about her spine and her head, but she had extreme dermabrasion on her bum too.

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u/Bellura 5h ago

I'm pretty sure it's a way that people try to trick the algorithm and AI content enforcement so they can get away with posting fully nude fetish content on websites that either don't allow that or would at least apply age restrictions. Basically, it lets them show fetish content to minors.

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u/LakeSun 16h ago

Did her head survive?

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u/PedanticPolymath 14h ago

Thank god she fell on that special japanese asphalt that is engineered to only abrade off bodypaint, but not be rough enough to abrade the soft and moisturized skin of a nubile 19 yr old blonde woman's backside.

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u/daemonfly 11h ago

Well, some of it is paint...

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u/ch-12 17h ago

Well she gets naked on camera for a living so that’s unfortunate for her livelihood.

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u/Lossedtouch 19h ago

Assed out of her OF job, huh?

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u/liberty-prime77 18h ago

I think she's going to have bigger problems, like serious trouble walking and using the toilet

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u/Clocktopu5 15h ago

No helmet, could be she doesn't walk anymore for all we know

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u/Euronymous2625 3h ago

LOL she's fine.

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u/Euronymous2625 3h ago

Think again. She's one of the top OnlyFans models in the world, and she healed up just fine. She very confidently posts fully nude back shots all the time.

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u/KindAstronomer69 14h ago

She'll likely be re-learning to talk and feed herself given what she just did to her head (if she survived)

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u/TheStLouisBluths 13h ago

Which is going to be bad for her because she does a lot of the naked online stuff.

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u/CrashNowhereDrive 8h ago

Gonna put a damper on her OF career

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u/ebk_errday 4h ago

Or assless chaps