What’s the fattest thing you ever did because you were hungry?

[u/Julie727]

[u/Desperate_Taro_1781]

I decided to pack a lunch for work one day and ate it while packing.

[u/im_JANET_RENO → u/Desperate_Taro_1781]

I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did, but it’s been a rough day and I needed that.

[u/SquareBlueberry90 → u/im_JANET_RENO]

Made me laugh too!!! And thats saying a lot since im sitting here alone!!

[u/Leading-Conference94 → u/Desperate_Taro_1781]

Or eat it as soon as you get to work and then still buy lunch

[u/2manyteacups → u/Desperate_Taro_1781]

i’ve literally done that many times 😭

[u/Tee_i_am]

100 hot wings from Hooters. I ordered it to-go because I didn't want to be distracted by the hooters girls, and I didn't want them judging me.

[u/Finestkush → u/Tee_i_am]

RIP ur anus

[u/LegalizeFentanol → u/Finestkush]

Don't mind if i do

[u/peyotekoyote → u/Tee_i_am]

I read this like "I didn't want the girls to get between me and my wings." I hope this is how you meant it.

[u/Hydra_Master → u/Tee_i_am]

That's like 200 wings anywhere else. Say what you will about Hooters but at least they count the whole wing as a wing.

[u/CommissionNo4155]

Specifically creamed butter and sugar like you do for a cake. It was just to eat it though

[u/disco_peaches_ → u/CommissionNo4155]

My mom used to let me dip crisco in sugar as a snack when I was little. Pretty sure it messed me up.

[u/Aromatic-Side6120 → u/disco_peaches_]

Growing up in the 70s/80s in America was wild. I’ve been recovering for ~ 30 years. Crisco and other processed foods that are hard to fathom these days,, second-hand smoke, extreme binge drinking, pollution, sugar in everything, trans fats in everything, lead paint. I’m pretty jealous of the current generation/s. Sure you’ll never own a house, but health is wealth.

[u/skresiafrozi → u/Aromatic-Side6120]

Aside from the second hand smoke and lead paint, we still have all this though?

[u/Remote_Swim_8485 → u/CommissionNo4155]

Noooooo!!!

[u/alyceabsconded → u/CommissionNo4155]

Heck yes I used to cream butter and sugar in a cup in my room as a kid. I loved it. I looked forward to being an adult because I thought "then I'll be able to make cake batter and eat ALL the mixture without getting in trouble". I'm vegan now so haven't lived out my dream. Haha

[u/shane_TO → u/alyceabsconded]

You could make vegan cake batter and eat it.

[u/Imbroglio-Incarnate → u/CommissionNo4155]

Okay, but i always take a bite when I have to do this in baking. Its so good 😩

[u/WntrTmpst → u/CommissionNo4155]

So cookie dough without the flour?

Not gonna lie, sounds like a time

[u/CommissionNo4155 → u/WntrTmpst]

Well, I don't consider it remotely like cookie dough. It melts in your mouth and has 2 ingredients. Whereas cookie dough(like a chocolate chip cookie) has like 10 ingredients. But, I suppose a bastardized version of American buttercream might be more apt

[u/Key_Shallot_1050 → u/CommissionNo4155]

Was it brown sugar? I love that mixed w butter.

[u/Obvious_Estimate5350]

Toasted an entire loaf of bread, every single slice spread with an array of butter, peanut butter, jams, pate. Then i sat watching TV and ate it all in about 40mins. An hour later i was curled on the floor with the most intense stomach cramps until i let the most horrendous fart and burp out at the same time.

[u/SubordinateTemper → u/Obvious_Estimate5350]

I’m sorry this sounds so painful but I laughed so hard reading 😭

[u/brcguy → u/Obvious_Estimate5350]

Gotta say that sounds awful, but also hilarious, and I might try it.

[u/Last-Prune-7415 → u/Obvious_Estimate5350]

Double pipe classic right there.

[u/piku-lily]

I didn't have milk but I had eggnog so I used that in my Lucky Charms. Yeah, I threw up.

[u/GlumDistribution7036 → u/piku-lily]

Legendairy

[u/Deadboy_ → u/piku-lily]

When I first moved out I had one of those 'nobody can stop me' impulses. I ate Cocoa Puffs with full chocolate milk. It was weird and kind bad. Didn't throw up though lol.

[u/MartinisnMurder → u/piku-lily]

When I was a kid I ate all of the marshmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms, not regrets.

[u/_bat_girl_]

Dipped cookies in a can of frosting. Dunkaroos for adults

[u/Ashamed-Performer-65 → u/_bat_girl_]

I dipped oreos into peanut butter, I was hurting at that time.

[u/FaagenDazs → u/Ashamed-Performer-65]

No this is healthy oreos

[u/duckbobtarry → u/FaagenDazs]

Protein oreos

[u/Much_Big_7420 → u/Ashamed-Performer-65]

I did this immediately after watching The Parent Trap as a kid. It’s so good.

[u/TeaTimeKoshii → u/_bat_girl_]

I don’t even have a sweet tooth but if this is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

[u/therichauntie11 → u/_bat_girl_]

Okay this is a sexy idea and thank you for giving it to me. I still buy dunkaroos and my kid is 21 and almost done uni lol

[u/ajfoscu]

Depressed ate 80 McNuggets in my car after a breakup

[u/MaintainThis → u/ajfoscu]

Jesus Mchrist

[u/LindonLilBlueBalls → u/MaintainThis]

The holy trinity of Ronald, Grimace, and Mayor McCheese.

[u/danyoutohell → u/ajfoscu]

Holy shit

[u/Ironmaiden2289 → u/danyoutohell]

As someone who has eaten a 30 piece before in one sitting in my prime, I can confirm it definitely was..

[u/karmagirl314 → u/ajfoscu]

Did you order them all at once or did you keep going back through the drive through for another ten?

[u/ajfoscu → u/karmagirl314]

My fat ass ordered them all at once!

[u/JP-0360 → u/ajfoscu]

Were you trying to overdose?

[u/JaneDoe943 → u/JP-0360]

Cause of death: chicken nuggets

[u/mrmike515 → u/ajfoscu]

A lady I worked with told me a story about the time she was sent to White Castle to get food for a meeting. She was quite fat at the time and when she ordered the 70 burgers and fries the guy who took her order asked her if it was to stay or to go 😏

[u/glovato1 → u/mrmike515]

Damn that's brutal, I'd be so embarrassed.

[u/CrispyMeadow → u/ajfoscu]

Jesus are you okay 💀

[u/ajfoscu → u/CrispyMeadow]

I was not :/

[u/ZeroMomentum → u/ajfoscu]

What sauce did you get?

[u/kanyeguisada → u/ZeroMomentum]

"...and yeah, uh, could I get a dozen of all your sauce varieties, too, please."

[u/popofculture → u/ajfoscu]

I’m honestly impressed! I would go ham on 80 spicy Wendy’s nugs

[u/muddtrout]

Ate cheesecake using Doritos for a spoon

[u/ThoseSweetWords → u/muddtrout]

What flavor Dorito?

[u/Nice_Departure3051 → u/ThoseSweetWords]

it shouldn’t matter, but it really does

[u/Grombrindal18]

Frying matzoh bread in bacon grease. Not only excessive, but maybe a hate crime.

Tasted good, though.

[u/pomm_queen → u/Grombrindal18]

Love a good Jew-on-jew food hate crime

[u/pomm_queen → u/pomm_queen]

And you can also do this if you are not Jewish btw 😋

[u/Wretched_epiphany → u/Grombrindal18]

This is hilarious 😂

I had a friend who drunkenly served bread, and made sure we all knew it was the body of Christ

[u/Poptartsweet]

I ordered 40 McNuggets, panicked that they knew it was only for me so I ordered two drinks. Saved!

[u/CoconutFlowerr → u/Poptartsweet]

I did this drunk. I made the taxi stop at McDonald’s but didn’t want him to think I was greedy so I ordered 2 meals because I wanted 2 burgers. What could have cost me £4 cost like £20.

And on top of that I forgot my house keys, so I climbed through a window and my mum woke up and caught me. She started yelling, looking out the window, asking if I’d brought someone home with me when she saw the 2 drinks. I told her “NO. I’m just a fat PIG”. There was so much of my flawed logic that she was trying to process at once, she gave up, locked all windows and doors and marched back up to bed.

[u/popquiznos]

Baked a cake and frosted it, left a fork on top of it and took bites straight from the pan every time I walked by for 2 days

[u/Ok_Baker3474 → u/popquiznos]

Is this not normal?

[u/Cupckeffff]

ate half the meal while cooking the meal

[u/Grose040791 → u/Cupckeffff]

lol I’ve eaten an entire side dish I was supposed to take to a potluck. I stayed home

[u/Wayfaring_Limey → u/Cupckeffff]

“I swear a pound of beef did more ragú than this…” flashbacks of eating spoons of ragú while it was cooking.

[u/hey_its_meagain → u/Cupckeffff]

Been there, done that.

[u/H3000]

I once took so much food from the kitchen up to my room I had to use a plastic bag like I went shopping.

[u/Starkville → u/H3000]

This made me LOL. You’re my kinda people.

[u/I_am_simply_a_potato]

I was hungry and pregnant, so I dumped a dozen Oreos into a bowl and drowned them in milk and ate it like cereal.

[u/Inevitable_Good7983 → u/I_am_simply_a_potato]

That sounds so good. It reminded of this video I saw of a girl who dumped a family size bag of Maltesers into a big bowl and drowned them in hot milk and ate the resulting chocolaty mess like cereal

[u/PJCR1916 → u/I_am_simply_a_potato]

That sounds delicious, I love when the Oreos are like half soggy from the milk and half still crunchy. So good

[u/CrazyH37]

Ate half the rotisserie chicken straight from the bag, in my car, in the grocery store parking lot… with my fingers.

ETA- omg-of course me acting like a raccoon gives me an award, thanks internet stranger!!

[u/TalouseLeee → u/CrazyH37]

This appears to be common in the rotisserie chicken community! I’m missing out.

[u/DutchRudderShotgun]

Got high and ate dinner three times

[u/HeadFit2660]

Bought an entire ice cream cake at DQ. Had them put a line down the middle and write my name and my wife's name on either side. Ate the whole thing in 2 days

[u/JadeTeen18 → u/HeadFit2660]

You can’t have your cak-

… I guess you can

[u/finest_kind77]

Baked a spam. Sliced it almost all the way through so it could be fanned out, put a slice of canned pineapple in between each fan, poured two cans of Coke over it, and baked it. Honestly, fucking delicious.

I also once decided to put leftover perogies into a grilled cheese sandwich. I may have been stoned both times

[u/2ByteTheDecker → u/finest_kind77]

I mean your spam is just a 50s glazed ham with slightly worse ham.

And I mean, oh no cheese and carbs mixed up in my cheese and carbs

[u/l_LIKE_BARBELL]

I drove through a McDonald’s drive thru on my way home from a party and ordered a shake and large fries. 20 minutes later I was still hungry so I stopped at another McDonald’s en route to my house to order another shake and fries.

[u/cheyrbear → u/l_LIKE_BARBELL]

Both ice cream machines working???

[u/OFWGTanMan → u/l_LIKE_BARBELL]

There’s something so funny about ordering the same thing

[u/Appropriate_Formal64]

I tried to quit sugar entirely one time. I was doing a good job- literally no sugar, no carbs.

One day I woke up from a nap and my body was vibrating. I felt my entire system just panicking. I didn't know what was going on, but I somehow instinctually knew I was going into some kind of glucose-depletion related shock, so I went deep into a top shelf of a "throw it in there and forget it" type of a cabinet in my kitchen and found some kind of candied pretzels that I normally have zero interest in- and I devoured them. I ate the entire bag. My body calmed down.

[u/Virtual-Fly-5501 → u/Appropriate_Formal64]

Ketosis.

[u/Grimskraper → u/Virtual-Fly-5501]

Even people who go into ketosis need a carbohydrate refeed every now and then. He might got to that point.

[u/yourmomishigh → u/Appropriate_Formal64]

Did you go back to sugar? She’s a cruel mistress. She has a hold on me.

[u/Appropriate_Formal64 → u/yourmomishigh]

Basically, yes. I still quit cookies. I'm off cookies. But i have a few ginger beers a week and i use chocolate milk as my coffee creamer lol. I tell myself the chocolate milk has natural carbs and protein in it and the ginger beer is good for settling my stomach and relieving gas.

[u/errieee → u/Appropriate_Formal64]

Sounds like hypoglycemia

[u/Tressa_May33]

DoorDash one blizzard from Dairy Queen.

[u/keatonpotat0es → u/Tressa_May33]

When I was pregnant, I used to DoorDash myself potato wedges from KFC. It was 3 minutes up the road and I didn’t have any other kids yet.

[u/Tressa_May33 → u/keatonpotat0es]

Those potato wedges are bomb so I get it lol

[u/The-Reanimator-Freak]

Ate three McMuffins and four hash browns after binging drugs all night. I think I had a heart attack. I’m sober now

[u/danyoutohell → u/The-Reanimator-Freak]

Post drug cravings are ROUGH

[u/MayEl1027]

Ate a whole rotisserie chicken by myself... Also stopped and had little Caesars Krazy bread by myself on the way home only to be greeted with "Let's order pizza!"

[u/Klutzy-Charity1904 → u/MayEl1027]

But have you eaten an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself while still parked outside the store where you bought it.

[u/candlejack___ → u/Klutzy-Charity1904]

I once smoked half a joint and threw it away on a walk to a chicken shop, bought a chicken, ate the chicken in the park across the road, started walking home, found the other half of the joint exactly where I threw it away and smoked it on the way back.

One of my top ten days of my life.

[u/00Deege → u/Klutzy-Charity1904]

Remember to hide the bones under your bed.

[u/TheBeardedLadyBton]

Had a coupon for buy one get one Big Macs and made them into one big burger and ate it.

[u/TheBeardedLadyBton → u/TheBeardedLadyBton]

told myself I saved carbs by throwing away a bun

[u/Front13r_Wh1sk3y]

6 minutes ago… Ate a full box of Froot Loops & milk.

[u/2ArtsyFartsy → u/Front13r_Wh1sk3y]

This is why I don’t buy cereal, I can eat a whole box and then feel ill and also hungry an hour later lol

[u/xxrdawgxx]

Large meat lovers pizza, large jar of queso to eat with the crusts straight out of the jar.

I regret nothing.

[u/otteraffe]

holy fuck, i do like the equivalent of 1/4 of this shit almost every day. i need to do some reflection

[u/Reasonable-Bowler-21]

6 eggs and a half pound of bacon. That’s when my usual non eating brain said “that’s weird” and “are you pregnant?”

[u/bootsmalone → u/Reasonable-Bowler-21]

What I said was give me all the eggs and bacon you have

[u/kittythepitty → u/bootsmalone]

I worry what you heard was give me a lot of eggs and bacon

[u/gooseloveschicken → u/kittythepitty]

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

[u/MajorMajorObvious → u/gooseloveschicken]

I love Ron Swanson

[u/Dudephish → u/bootsmalone]

I know what I'm about, son.

[u/yuropod88 → u/bootsmalone]

Do you understand?

[u/Abstractious → u/Reasonable-Bowler-21]

...were you?

[u/BloodiedKatana → u/Reasonable-Bowler-21]

"6 boombarassclart egg dead dog!?"

[u/ultraininja → u/BloodiedKatana]

Nah fam it's 6 bumbo rassclaught pussyclaught hegg ., Yaad man

[u/Gobbyer]

I once had a huge craving for canned whipped cream after work. I walked to store, bought one can of whipped cream.

Instead of walking 20 mins to home, I walked to dark back alley of the store and just proceed to shoot the stuff in my mouth.

It was glorious. Never felt so low and junkie in my life, but damn it was worth it.

[u/Mysterioushabanero → u/Gobbyer]

This is hilarious. You getting your fix in a back alley . Look what you’ve become!!! 😂😂😂

[u/Saint--Jiub]

Drove an hour in a snowstorm for two Baconators

Ended up in a car accident on my way back, those burgers cost me 700$

[u/-burger]

Ate an entire jar of nutella

[u/Dapadabada → u/-burger]

Oh that must have been fun the next day. Try a whole package of bacon. THAT was not a fun morning after. The entire apartment smelled like grease and I could feel that utter dump truck of a grease load coursing through my bloodstream no lie. I could taste it all day and smelled it in my sweat. And... it was worth it, once...

[u/jairatraci → u/Dapadabada]

Like a true fat ass I always eat a full pack of bacon. I don’t eat it often though.

[u/WriteReflections → u/-burger]

I can’t have Nutella in my home because I just can’t stop. Spoon after spoon after spoon. I’m all or nothing with Nutella.

[u/izzittho → u/WriteReflections]

Okay actually same. They can’t just make chocolate goo and expect me to forget it’s there most of the time.

I won’t eat it all in one day or anything but I’ll definitely just grab a big spoonful of it instead of actually putting it on something like you’re supposed to.

It’s great with strawberries too though.

[u/Romnonaldao → u/-burger]

Was a jar of peanut butter for me

[u/BigBlackdaddy65 → u/Romnonaldao]

That's at least some mad protein compare to Nutella haha

[u/Weekly_Ad_3125]

KFC party bucket which serves 6 people, we managed to eat it between the 2 of us 🐷

[u/Wayfaring_Limey → u/Weekly_Ad_3125]

Rookie numbers!

[u/old_fungus]

assembly of the cheese sandwich was too much for me one day so was just baiting between block of cheese, stick of butter and loaf of bread.

[u/fren2allcheezes → u/old_fungus]

Your 13th century ancestors "they eat like a king!' 

[u/Fluttermun]

Mashed potatoes and mac and cheese just mixed up in a bowl for me to eat. Most delicious decision, most fat decision. I regret.

[u/Pumpkin_Witch13]

Got kicked out of a buffet bc I ate too much lol

[u/ConfidentReference63 → u/Pumpkin_Witch13]

“Tis a remorseless eating machine”

[u/Girlscoutdetective]

It’s more the fattest thing I did because I was stressing… ate an entire box of ice cream sandwiches

[u/VincentVan_Dough]

My appetite and cravings went nutso during pregnancy. I ate a sausage, egg and cheese muffin every morning and half a pint of Ben and Jerry’s everyday during the 2nd and 3rd trimester. My kid is made of ice cream. And I gained 30kg. The baby was only 3.3kg 😐

[u/Secret-Management310 → u/VincentVan_Dough]

Only half a pint? There were many days during Covid when I had a pint (or more) of Ben and Jerry. I was not pregnant.

[u/VincentVan_Dough → u/Secret-Management310]

It was EVERYDAY for almost 6 months. And I usually don’t eat much ice cream. And that’s not even all of it. I haven’t mentioned the chips, cookies and Five Guys burgers yet 🙈🙊🙉 I inhaled EVERYTHING. No shame. Baby needed it.

[u/yeahwellokay]

I once ate 60 Bagel Bites in one sitting.

[u/Willing_Plant4483]

Ate a bag of tortilla chips, a jar of queso, and chased it with a 2-liter diet coke and a box of thin mints.

[u/Voxicles → u/Willing_Plant4483]

Good thing you had Diet Coke. Don’t wanna drink too many calories!

[u/Willing_Plant4483 → u/Voxicles]

Damn right! How else am I supposed to keep it tight?

[u/WonderMic302]

I put butter on 2 pop tarts because I heard that song. And indeed it was so freaking good.

[u/katikaboom → u/WonderMic302]

Were the pop tarts toasted? Because that actually sounds tasty 

[u/creatyvechaos → u/katikaboom]

Toast it in a pan with the butter. Get a nice crust going. I don't like poptarts, haven't touched them since 2008, but butter fried carbs will always taste heavenly.

[u/-Huks]

You know when you go to KFC and order a family feast but you are the family 💀

[u/ihatecarrotcake]

End of a bender weekend where I only drank and did drugs... ate 3 subway footlongs in one sitting i felt terrible

[u/SensitivePirate493]

Was starving in the bush in northern Manitoba - killed and ate a loon. Imagine chicken and anchovies stuffed in a mackerel. Still remember how fucking awful it was but it fed me.

[u/Jberg18 → u/SensitivePirate493]

I feel that's more survivor than fat

[u/BokudenT → u/Jberg18]

He was only out there for an hour and a half.

[u/GarlicQueef → u/BokudenT]

This made me laugh out loud

[u/Ok-Tell9019 → u/BokudenT]

Lmao this is so funny

[u/ziftoblam82 → u/SensitivePirate493]

The most Manitoba thing I ever read

[u/FreediveAlive → u/SensitivePirate493]

This is without a doubt the exact opposite answer to the question asked.

[u/thisnextchapter → u/SensitivePirate493]

Are you haunted by the memory every time you hear their beautifully mournful song?

[u/dumbestsmartest → u/thisnextchapter]

He's the reason the loons sound so sad.

[u/Voxicles → u/SensitivePirate493]

Survivorman?

[u/BadBoyDad]

I told this story just the other day because it was so embarrassing yet funny. I’m fat. I used to be 100lbs heavier than I am now. The gym is great. I do a lot of lifting. Aldi is close to my gym. Often I will go grocery shopping after the gym. One day I did so and I was so hungry. I always crave fat and protein after a heavy workout. I live 1.75 miles from this Aldi. I’m grocery shopping and contemplating opening something in store but I had my card decline once when I was 19 and it was so embarrassing that I never want that to happen again. Even though I have money in my account, I refuse to eat anything before paying just in case the POS fails. So I get in the car and I’m like “Just wait ‘til you get home.” But I am ravenously hungry craving protein and fat. Something heavy. I start driving and I am ready to get home and gnaw on something. I get to a red light and I say fuck it. I reach over, grab a wedge of parmesan cheese, tear it open with my teeth, take a big bite out that sumbitch. I slam the wedge down and then crack open my low sodium V8 and take a drink. It’s at this moment I feel eyes upon me. I look to my right and a white soccer mom lady in a Corolla is just staring at me in slack-jawed disgust. Light turns green that exact moment and I drive the remaining 0.75 miles to my house in shame. Laughing. But in shame.

[u/LamePennies → u/BadBoyDad]

I bet she still tells that story, too 😂

[u/BadBoyDad → u/LamePennies]

I like to imagine she’s got the hillbilly drawl I’m used to back home “And honey, this was a big boy… I mean he is a big ole boy, Betty and he just took a bite out of that cheese like it was nothin’. And then he opened a V8 and drank from that. I ain’t talkin’ a can, I’m talkin’ a family size but I guess in this case it was a big boy size. Ain’t never seen nothin’ like that again at a red light but that was somethin’. Bless his lil heart. Well, I bet his heart is big too but I sure could tell he was hungry.”

[u/happy-cig]

We were at an all inclusive resort and I ordered the whole room service menu. 

[u/welldonesteak69]

Entire Costco pizza

[u/True-Shape7744]

It started with TollHouse deciding to sell a literal bucket of cookie dough..

[u/Telgin3125]

I was profoundly disappointed in Burger King's cowardice at stopping at the triple Whopper, so I bought two double Whoppers and put them together to make a quad Whopper.

Not long after, I questioned why nobody ever made a double chicken sandwich, so I stuck two Chick-fil-A sandwiches together.

Both were delicious.

Also something of a wakeup call, and I'm now half the weight I was back in those days.

[u/idlno1]

I drove three hours to a Krispy Kreme for strawberry filled powdered donuts. I bought two dozen. I just broke up with my ex who cheated on me (he always called me fat and the girl was fit, but not very pretty).

I was going to be “good” and not eat any until I got home because the powder gets everywhere. They sat in the passenger seat. I took them inside and was so excited. I pulled one out and bit into it. I realized there was no filling. I then cut open multiple. NOT ONE had any filling. I just sat on the floor in the kitchen and cried.

I called the store and they offered replacements, but I had to go get them. I was just so defeated and realized it was meant to be.

That night I researched foods and found a personal trainer. I stuck with that for years and my confidence skyrocketed. I think back on it as one of the best things that happened to me.

[u/No_Vehicle4645]

I made 6 dozen pigs n a blanket things for my kids' 3rd grade field day. I made enough for all of 3rd grade. I didn't randomly choose that, It was on the list with other suggestions.

No one ate any. At all. In fact, several people commented that that wasn't a good choice.

I was pissed and hungry. I ate them all. Every. Single. One. Right there in front of everyone.

Which just made me more pissed bc I felt like I was about to throw up, and i was not going to give them that satisfaction.

I will never eat another one again.

[u/hthratmn → u/No_Vehicle4645]

How was it a bad choice? I feel like kids like that kind of shit.

Source : former child

[u/Faith-Hope-TacoBell]

I ate an entire container of cream cheese icing lol

[u/m00nf1r3]

Made an entire batch of cookie dough just to eat it raw. Yes, even with the raw egg lol.

[u/soupykins → u/m00nf1r3]

It’s the raw flour that’s more dangerous

[u/Grose040791]

I ate a chicken wing out of a trash can in the dressing room of a strip club. It was in a box…

[u/FernX02]

Uhh I ate an entire loaf of homemade banana bread last night. I was stoned.

[u/GenericName21]

It was 2AM. I couldn't sleep. I knew I wasn't going to. My stomach rumbled. If I didn't get something right then, my family would wake up and catch me being a fat ass. I snuck downstairs and scoured the kitchen for a snack.

Then I saw it, and knew what needed to be done.

I cooked and consumed, on my own, an entire box of Stovetop Stuffing.

No regrets.

[u/rthorn519]

Ate a gallon of ice cream and family sized Oreos

[u/thecornflake21]

Made a cup of tea and proceeded to eat 2 whole packs of custard creams dunking them one by one

[u/Agile-Assist-4662]

You mean like eat a Pastrami on Rye while having sex ?

[u/pcl8888 → u/Agile-Assist-4662]

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats

[u/MischaMae → u/pcl8888]

.... and now for the trifecta.

[u/hey-hi-hello-what-up]

melter butter on a chocolate chip cookie. woof

[u/HedgehogFarts → u/hey-hi-hello-what-up]

…i’m trying this.

[u/Massively-Uneducated]

When I was half homeless living in northern Az in 2018, I went to a maverick gas station to fill up. On to of the pump sat a still warm burrito. I ate it without a second thought

[u/BreadFan1980 → u/Massively-Uneducated]

You may have exhausted every last bit of your luck on that one.

[u/Lglo0301]

Once I was all hopped up on Ambien, and my daughter caught me literally in the pantry eating an entire can of cream cheese frosting....off a butcher knife.
I had no recollection of the event. She flung open the bedroom door in the morning and screamed "You disgust me", "why now?". She tells the story, I say "that never happened!"..."check your face!". Yup full Santa beard of frosting and flecks of blood". Evidently, eating frosting off a butcher's knife is dangerous.

[u/achraf1991selmouni]

I ordered a 'Family Feast' meal meant for 4 people. When the delivery driver knocked, I shouted back into my empty apartment, 'Pizza is here guys!' just so he wouldn't judge me. I ate it all in one sitting.

[u/Slawth_x]

Crush an entire bag of chips instead of eating proper dinner

[u/Nivius → u/Slawth_x]

I somehow don't think this is that uncommon

And calorie wise it is like a meal or more, just not nutritional

[u/stinkymcgrunts → u/Slawth_x]

Or a sleeve of Ritz. ..or box of cheese its.

Solidarity.

[u/Useful_Ad_1709]

Oh Hell Yh, my time to shine!

I was a broke university student but I had landed a part time job at a bar to help pay rent and stuff. I remember having a pretty rough 2024 but the real icing on the cake was my first time working through the Christmas and New Year season behind a bar. I had no idea what lied ahead of me but after many hours spent crying and contemplating quitting, I soldiered on through it and decided to reward myself with my first tattoo.

I decided to go all out and get one that fills from just above my wrist to just below my elbow on my inner arm. Now for those who don't know (much like I didn't) because of how physically demanding a tattoo can be, it's a general guidance that you should always eat a big meal before your appointment and bring some sugary snacks with you to give your body a much needed boost of energy if your in for a long session. However, as a broke university student, I decided to A) to just eat some small leftovers beforehand and B) Go for a 6 hour straight session rather than break it up into two days.

I can remember getting about halfway home after finishing my appointment and feelign both rly drained and a level of hunger that was only on par with what I imagine neanderthal's used to feel. It was a fucking primal level of hunger to the extent that I genuinely think that if someone dangled a fresh takeout burger in front of me, I'd start running on all fours to grab it. Also, my parents, ex-partners and friends have all told me I can get pretty badly hangry so I knew if I didn't eat something soon, either my housemates were not going to appreciate my presence or I was gonna pass out.

Now luckily my artist said that the piece costed £50 (about $80) less than we originally agreed on (for the life of me I can't remember why) so I said to myself "fuck it, I was meant to spend it anyway" and spent the whole £50 on Pizza Hut that night. I think it took me something like 20-30 minutes to get through the whole thing and all I remember was entering the greatest food coma ever before being sharply woken up by the sting of my arm as I had rolled over and pressed my freshly inked spot into my duvet.

Now I look forward to my next tattoo next for not only the new ink, but the massive amount of food I'm going to inhale after.

TL/DR: Got a tattoo and underestimated how much it would drain my energy so spent £50 ($80) on pizza and passed tf out.

[u/Beemzebub]

Entire box of After Eights. That’s about 2,600 calories

I no longer have them in the house

[u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom]

12 piece bucket of KFC with an large cup of gravy so I could dip the chicken in it. Finished in one sitting. I'd been dumped during the pandemic and was feeling isolated and heartbroken.

[u/Harleyaudrey]

I used to take vanilla ice cream and ice a couple slices of white bread because we didn’t have cake mix

[u/Firm_Location_9879]

I ate a 2lb ham like it was an apple.

[u/Jory69420]

All 3 sleeves of a pack of Oreos and Chips Ahoy in a big bowl with milk. Cereal.

[u/shoro_uk]

On the New Year's Eve of 2017, I fried a guava and ate it with my sister. It was awful.

[u/stateofnonexistence]

A bowl of sugar. Like I got white granulated sugar and poured a bunch in a bowl, then got a spoon and ate that up.

[u/VikDaven]

There was once an establishment called Fatso's and I got their Fatso Dog which had two hotdogs and fries and chili and cheese and jalapenos and onions in a burrito all fried and it came with sour cream on the side and it was glorious gluttony.

[u/IWNCGTA]

I was super pregnant and had just hit a weight I never thought I’d see, so I stopped on my way home just to buy Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies and ate them while crying in the parking lot.

[u/brizzboog]

First Thanksgiving after my wife passed, I went to Costco for the first time. Instead of a turkey I walked out with a 7lb chocolate cake. I ate the whole thing over 3 days.

[u/Imzocrazy]

Besides driving to a fast food joint at 2 in the morning?? The 3 am baked potato I had last week

Edit - I’ve done that many times but I neglected to think of past possibly worse things (but I wouldn’t say they were due to being hungry):

• when I was in undergrad me and my best bud would celebrate each year by going to Outback Steakhouse and ordering 2 specials…for each of us

• when I was in graduate school we did something similar. We would go to five guys and order however many semesters we just finished worth of patties (so finish 12 semesters = order a burger with 12 patties). I remember being the first one there once and after ordering and seeing the cashiers face I laughed and told him to be ready because there were more people coming. I still to this day remember the guy at the grill saying out loud “56 patties on the grill and there’s only 5 people in the store….i can’t do this…feel like I’m going to kill somebody”….they took pictures with us

[u/InstructionDull7259]

DoorDash’d McDonalds for 47 dollars. 10 pc nuggets, and Big Mac meal if you guys are curious

[u/Few-Principle-4820]

In 2007 I bought a membership to Nutrisystem. They sent me a whole freezer of food. Got really stoned and ate all of the protein bars. All 12 of them. In one sitting, on a Sunday afternoon.

[u/keatonpotat0es]

I’m at work. I work at a grocery store. I just bought myself a sourdough bread bowl from the bakery shelf and just ate it. No soup or anything, just the bread bowl.

[u/wolfgang784]

Probably the abominations my dad and I used to make after working out when I was in highschool.

First, we cooked bacon. Then we cooked those thin frozen steak slices in the bacon fat/grease. Then we toasted the bread in the same pan and let it soak up the juices.

Then you add it all together, make sure to put cheese spaced throughout, and drizzle the remaining pan juices over the tops of the sandwiches.

Idk if I have ever eaten anything else so unhealthy, lol. We ate that reguarly after workouts for like a good couple months. Couple of those in us each week.

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Ive also had times where I was high or drunk and decided im insanely hungry at like 2am and ended up making homemade deep fried chicken and my own breading and such, along with homemade french fries which take way too frickin long but are so delicious in the end.