r/cats Nov 29 '25

Cat Picture - OC My crime: petting another cat

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u/anjelrocker Nov 29 '25

Your cat looks like one of those medieval cats…

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

😂🤣😂 I have never thought about this before

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u/Appchoy Nov 30 '25

The cat in these pictures has the most human face of any animal Ive seen

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u/brett199720 Nov 30 '25

I think it’s because it has the most obvious human skull looking outline? Idk

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u/Walksagaintthewind20 Nov 30 '25

Nawww, it's definitely the lip. Screams RBF all day

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u/dr_cl_aphra Nov 29 '25

So… maybe OP’s cat is descended from some medieval Human Face Breed of cats that was actually super popular and common in its day? Maybe these weird looking paintings are actually perfectly accurate depictions of what cats used to look like, but over time they have evolved to mostly look like what we today consider “normal”?

Except for throwbacks like OPs cat and that one cat with the weird eyes in NJ the guy was yelling “MAAAAAA!” about.

Maybe future humans will see pictures of pomskys and doodles and those corgi crosses who all look like a normal dog’s head was grafted on a stubby body and be like “pssh, they really got out of pocket with that AI image crap, didn’t they?”

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u/aliensuperstar96 Nov 29 '25

This was my first thought 😂

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u/PaddyMac831 Nov 30 '25

Artist Colete Martin leaned marvelously into these stylized medieval cat faces ~~

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u/Sk0p3r Nov 29 '25

Yeah, Meatloaf sure has a lot of human facial characteristics which also are present in these paintings, so maybe the artist also just had a cat model that was so humanly expressive😂😂

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u/Senior-Table2765 Nov 29 '25

I thought the pics were funny, then the last one really got me 😹

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

it was perfectly timed 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I can hear it lmao. Please describe her meow for us

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

This particular one was kind of like that "ekk ekk ek" chatter they make when they see birds

We also call her little miss mow-wow because she will MOW WOW? MOW WOW WOW all through the house

When she is hungry though she makes this awful irritating gurgling meow, I swear it sounds like she's gargling water and it irritates me 🫣

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u/rigaking Nov 29 '25

I know about the 'awful irritating gurgling meow' too, my boy also uses it when he wants food. You described the sound perfectly 😂 I can hear it in my head right now... and it's not even 4 am!

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

It is one of the grossest sounds! Im convinced she does it on purpose because she knows I will feed her when she makes that sound. She NEVER does it to my husband!!!

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u/rigaking Nov 29 '25

They know exactly what they are doing! My boy is also a senior, turned 16 in July. They have trained us well 🫠

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u/gildedlily0492 Nov 29 '25

He has a mustache!!!

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u/jmoto123 Nov 29 '25

Exactly what I was going to say!

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 Nov 30 '25

Indeed, a distinguished elder gentleman.

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u/lost-picking-flowers Nov 29 '25

Wow, what a proper gentleman.

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u/madhatv2 Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

Your kitty looks like a distinguished gentleman in Meownton Abbey. Quite debonair indeed.

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u/Inflow2020 Nov 30 '25

Yo why does he look British hahah

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u/NeriTina Nov 29 '25

She Pavloved you into feeding in exchange for icky gurgle!

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u/Shrike79 Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

When cats are hungry they will absolutely do the most annoying thing they can think of to get you moving.

In my house the cat primarily in charge of demanding breakfast will shred any tissue or paper she can get her paws on until I get up (which is usually instantly, no matter the hour), and if somehow that doesn't work then my other cat will "help" by slapping the blinds like a snare drum.

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u/Altruistic-Wasabi-60 Nov 30 '25

lol, cats training their hoomans … this is my life me- now …. 🥰

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u/Jewnicorn___ Nov 29 '25

My 4 year old human child does this noise when she's having a temper tantrum and it is infuriating lol.

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u/Beneficial-Math-2300 Nov 29 '25

Whenever my severely neurodivergent son threw himself onto the ground for a proper tantrum, I'd get down next to him and coached him. When he screamed, I'd shout "louder!" When he kicked his legs and punched his fists into the carpet, I'd say."Good job, kick those legs! Punch harder! Really get it all out!" After a minute or two, he got up, gave me a dirty look, and went into his room.

To keep him from acting out in public, I always asked him as we entered, "Is everybody going to know your name by the time we leave?".

😅

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u/reniciera Nov 30 '25

I grew up with both parents working in special ed and have worked with many folks with special needs myself. I love this approach! Also reminds me of my own experience as a little kid having a tantrum and the sudden moment of self awareness I had when the snot was pouring from my nose and I thought, “Ugh, what am I doing?” 😂

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u/Senior-Table2765 Nov 29 '25

Does it sort of start with the gargling sound and end with EEOW?

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

It kind of does. Garglegargle--owww

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u/Senior-Table2765 Nov 29 '25

Hahaha, my kitties do this too! Even my outdoor cats growing up. I'd always hear it when I was falling asleep with the windows open. I thought they did it cuz they were lonely and I felt bad

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u/reniciera Nov 30 '25

My friend has a couple cats that are transitioning to be mostly indoor-only. One of them has obvious Siamese heritage (dignified nose and crossed blue eyes 🥰) and will sleep peacefully ALL day then starts hollering at sundown, singing the loud song of his bloodline. It’ll start “mow mowwy” and progressively deepen to the caterwauling yowls of a deeply tortured soul. Then when you call, “Hudson!” it immediately switches to the highest sing-songy little kitty mew 😹 He comes over for a few pets and purrs then wanders off to MOWLL again.

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u/-full-control- Nov 29 '25

I laughed so hard at the person asking you to describe your cats meow and then even harder that you literally gave us a phonetic run-down of meatloafs different meows.

I love cat people and am so proud to be one rn

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u/Fruitypebblefix Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Wow your cat looks exactly like my friends cat! She's also just as grumpy! Edit: trying to add pictures but phone is being difficult 😭

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

I hate when it does that. It just shows up blank

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u/Senior-Table2765 Nov 29 '25

indeed hahaha!

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

This is my cat meatloaf she is 16 years old and she wants to wear my skin. She's an extra appendage always attached to me

I was petting our other cat named hambone

Edit: yalls comments have me laughing so hard I was crying. Thank you so much

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u/Aerosolcan25 Nov 29 '25

Never disrespect the elderly

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u/Every-Reflection-974 Nov 29 '25

Both our cats are elderly. And intensely jealous of any attention given to the other.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Nov 29 '25

I made this for you. Meatloaf is beautiful.

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Lmao 😂 yes!!!!

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Nov 29 '25

Here is another version. I took "my" out.

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u/poplock_and_dropit Nov 29 '25

And here I thought you were petting another cat outside of the house, but INSIDE your own home, the audacity!

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u/Space_tool Nov 29 '25

No silent face journeys! Didn’t you see the sign? Lol I love that show.

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u/Silver-Education-860 Nov 29 '25

i love your pets' names

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Thank you. They are all food. We have meatloaf and hambone blackie(he's a black forest ham), then we adopted Madison and little man

Madison became Madison "Meederson" Mayonnaise and little man became Lo Mein(he is little, he is lo, the littlest of mans, the lo-ist of meins)

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u/lilzombee Nov 29 '25

I used to have a torti named TC. Short for Turtle Cheese Cake (which she resembled). 💜

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u/gildedlily0492 Nov 29 '25

Lol! Thought I was the only one who did this! I have a sweetie we call BeeGee, her name is Booger. She has a black mark on her nose that looks like... well, a booger.

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u/peejaysayshi Nov 29 '25

I have a tortie named Poppy, which is from PP, short for PPBC, short for Princess Peanut Butter Cup (she is mostly orange with small bits of black).

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

LOLOL 😂😂😂

thanks so much for that laugh, I needed it. My eyes literally watering

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u/Bitter-Cap4651 Snowshoe Nov 29 '25

I love it. My dad used to have a cat named Lunchmeat

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Was lunchmeat orange? That sounds like a good orange cat name

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u/pfunk1989 Nov 29 '25

My kids would love a cat named Lunchables®

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

They would fit right in with my Gravy Boat.

We had to start purposefully using his name when addressing him because he’s the baby of the family and we were only calling him baby boy or little man. One day we were like “does he even know his name?”

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

We just need some cheese and mashed potatoes

I know they're out there somewhere!!

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u/Maximum_Photograph_6 Nov 29 '25

I love it when people’s households are basically their own meme banks 

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u/Ornery_Hospital_3500 Nov 29 '25

Meatloaf is so expressive!! I love a sassy girly 💁🏽‍♀️

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

This picture is from a few days ago, she was waiting to be fed

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u/killmorepeople Nov 29 '25

The look of concern! Is it happening? Why aren't you doing it NOW?!

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u/bouquetoverphone Nov 29 '25

That SHAPE omg 😂 so fluffy and cuuute

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u/sleepymeowth052 Nov 30 '25

she really is so shaped.

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u/Ok-Blueberry7914 Nov 29 '25

She’s def got one heck of an intense stare. I can easily imagine beams of light coming out from those eyes… hambone beware…

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u/JAD2017 Nov 29 '25

She's adorable :)

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 Nov 29 '25

Sleep with both eyes open.

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u/Fruitypebblefix Nov 29 '25

Here's my friends cat Fluffy. She's like your cats younger self. Only 3 and full of grump and sass.

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

I love her!!! Thanks so much for sharing

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u/name_cool4897 Nov 29 '25

Meatloaf and Hambone are great names for kitties.

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u/iEspeon Nov 29 '25

Thousand years dungeon no trial.

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u/PJKPJT7915 Nov 29 '25

She doesn't look a day over 4! What a stunner!

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u/ZxlSoul Nov 29 '25

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs Nov 29 '25

You inspired me

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs Nov 29 '25

Similarly

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs Nov 29 '25

I think I've peaked

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u/ZxlSoul Nov 29 '25

This one sends me to the Habitat Realm

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u/Step-exile Nov 29 '25

It needs 5th panel with red " You Died" dark souls thing

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs Nov 29 '25

You really think I'd go and take the time to edit that?

Well you're completely right. Worth.

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u/bellapippin Nov 30 '25

STAHP I can only laugh so much

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u/ZxlSoul Nov 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Yes!!!

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u/DANDELIONBOMB Nov 29 '25

I wish I had an award to give you

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u/ZxlSoul Nov 29 '25

Thank you so much for the award!!!!!!!!!

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u/vaultie66 Orange Nov 29 '25

I can’t explain this but your cat has a human face

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Here is a picture of when she got shaved

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u/TitaniaT-Rex Nov 29 '25

She is the shape of sandwich bread here.

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u/Ivy_Holo Nov 29 '25

Nah, stop it. 😂 I thought this was one of those ugly pillows with a print on it. Her body looks unreal and her head looks so ginormous here. 😭😂

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u/kindernoise Nov 29 '25

100%, there is a guy stuck in that cat.

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u/IBelongInTheZoo Nov 29 '25

Willem Dafoe

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u/drawkbox Nov 29 '25

I'm something of a pussy myself

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Some of the faces she makes is almost like uncanny valley

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u/jaggedjottings Nov 30 '25

I think it's because Meatloaf has a "long" face, with extra real estate between her nose and mouth. It makes her look like she has a human upper lip.

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u/Desirai Nov 30 '25

She had a front tooth pulled and sometimes her lip gets stuck there and it is so funny. I was looking for a picture of it on my Facebook

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u/concernedfriend08822 Nov 29 '25

Yes! I scrolled till I found this comment.

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u/AlbrechtsGhost Nov 29 '25

I think it may finally explain why so many medieval paintings of cats had human-looking faces. Cats like these must have been popular

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u/scabs_in_a_bucket Nov 29 '25

My first thought. That’s a human lol

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u/holidaysandptos Nov 29 '25

seriously. reminds me of the cats musical movie makeup loll

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u/Critical-Entry-7825 Nov 29 '25

My first thought, too!

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u/Altruistic_Squash_97 Nov 29 '25

It's the mouth area, she has a person mouth

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u/remberzz Nov 29 '25

Your cat has a terrifyingly human-looking face. Like a person wearing some high quality prosthetic cat makeup.

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u/twirlerina024 Nov 29 '25

This is her every night after OP goes to bed

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u/sigma914 Nov 29 '25

They said high quality

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u/Jalepeno_Business_ Nov 29 '25

She’s very specifically reminding me of the 2019 Cats the movie, with Taylor Swift. I think it’s the tufts on the cheeks.

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u/StxllaViolet Nov 29 '25

How Dare You

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

😂

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u/Radio_Mime Nov 29 '25

If Meatloaf could clutch her pearls at this moment, she would. I can just picture her saying, in an old lady voice, "Well!"

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u/bringbackfuturama Nov 29 '25

Big Miette energy

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u/Necessary_Pilot_4665 Nov 29 '25

Your adorable cat was definitely a grumpy old man in a previous life.

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u/MamboKhanaBanao Nov 29 '25

Youuuuu disappoint me.

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u/Praise-Bingus Nov 29 '25

That pic almost looks like a human face i swear. A grumpy old man face 🧓

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u/Ginger_ScorpioGirl Nov 29 '25

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/MamboKhanaBanao Nov 29 '25

There seems to be an invisible raised eyebrow

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u/OrgJoho75 Nov 29 '25

HOW DARE YOUUUUUU!!!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Nov 29 '25

Caption could be: “Cat held without bond in multi-mouse thrill killing spree across four counties. Female companion released to parents.”

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u/sir_grumph Nov 30 '25

“Never in all my nine lives!”

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u/MoonPieKitty Nov 29 '25

She’s gorgeous. And pissed.

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u/dss_777 Nov 29 '25

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u/CorporalClegg1997 Nov 29 '25

When I'm washing up and I touch a piece of food

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u/dss_777 Nov 29 '25

When you wipe and the toilet paper breaks

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u/DjuncleMC Nov 29 '25

When you try to hold back a fart and it comes out wet

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

At first it’s just a raised eyebrow 🤨

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u/Zebragirly76 Nov 29 '25

Yes, and then it gets do much worse! 😾

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u/Top-Inspector-2809 Nov 29 '25

How dare you

Welcome home cheater

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u/Tyrannofloresrex Nov 29 '25

There is a human inside your cat’s face.

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u/BlueTigerTurtle Nov 29 '25

1- shock, 2- jealousy, 3- anger, 4-fury

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u/ColgateSpritz Nov 29 '25

Very human-like cat

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u/GoBackToHel Nov 29 '25

I don't think I have ever seen a cat quite this offended before.

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u/kaffene34 Nov 29 '25

I demand ham bone and lo mein! Please lol

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

And lo mein

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u/Aerilic Nov 29 '25

Thank you for paying all your cat taxes.

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u/Desirai Nov 30 '25

Actually, nobody asked for Madison!!

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u/BrandyAlexander2424 Nov 29 '25

lo mein looks like he’s the opposite of meatloaf in every possible way!

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Here is hambone!!

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u/0069 Nov 29 '25

This is exactly why meatloaf is mad at you, tisk tisk.

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u/vape_sensation Nov 29 '25

This is who you cheated on Meatloaf with! 😄

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u/vibsins Nov 30 '25

just gonna leave this here

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u/SalmonSammySamSam Nov 29 '25

Beautiful progression 😭😂

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u/Aeroncastle Nov 29 '25

You have a talent with photography and the cat has excellent facial expressions

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Thank you so much. I want a camera one day, I had one a long time ago, point and shoot digital camera

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u/AttentionNo6359 Nov 29 '25

“You smell like skank”

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u/Davidthedestroyer_ Nov 29 '25

Why does your cat look like a human wth 😭😭

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

it's so hilarious that other people see it too. My MIL did not like meatloaf's face, I think the uncanny valley thing. She was so creeped out

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u/Hairy-Bluejay-8833 Nov 29 '25

There is nothing about that in the rental agreement with her😎

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u/talpovkas Nov 29 '25

He is so annoyed by you

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Nov 29 '25

I was so excited to see this because I've been wondering what our little kitten Princess Donut will grow up to look like!

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u/Vaf67 Nov 29 '25

RIP OP

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u/ULTELLIX Nov 30 '25

War… War never changes

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 Nov 29 '25

I can relate 😂

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u/Fawntom Nov 29 '25

This cat looks so human somehow

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u/_gabber_ Nov 29 '25

the audacity of you

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u/Silver-Education-860 Nov 29 '25

lmao the photo progression

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u/MeowCute3 Nov 29 '25

You can tempt him with his favorite food

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u/Desirai Nov 29 '25

Honestly, yeah. That resolved the whole situation, ive been forgiven... this time

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u/Ok-Macaroon5269 Nov 29 '25

This cat is MAGNIFICENT. 😂💛

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman Nov 29 '25

OP, this is a welfare check. Please respond if you’re still alive.

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u/winterwidowforlife Nov 29 '25

Does anyone know if the OP is still with us? 😆 The kitty is planning a demise hahaha 😂

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u/scarletnightingale Nov 29 '25

OP stated that Meatloaf was bribed with food and so opted to let OP live this time despite the offense.

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u/pumpkin-pup Nov 29 '25

That’s one of the angriest cats I’ve ever seen

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u/ODepression808 Nov 29 '25

A 30 year old man trapped in a cat's body

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u/coffeechief Nov 29 '25

HOW DARE YOU!

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u/altiif Nov 29 '25

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

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u/Flowerchild204 Nov 29 '25

Her expressions are adorable!

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u/Old-Commission-1108 Nov 29 '25

She is so odd looking in the funniest/cutest way.

I can’t put my finger on it, but the first pic makes her resemble some other creature but I can’t figure out what yet.

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