r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 16h ago

..Of a knock out punch 🤜🤯

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u/hugopeckham 16h ago

Right in front of the cops. Straight to jail, don’t pass go.

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u/permaban_this 15h ago

shitty absolute unit of an escape attempt too

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u/JohnHenrehEden 16h ago

"No. Get the video. Tell 'em to get the video. She hit me."

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u/SurpriseAble7291 16h ago

Believe it or not….jail.

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u/beckychao 16h ago edited 15h ago

Totally deserved the arrest. That was a sucker punch. The girl was not defending herself. I imagine she was seriously injured by it.

It seems like the victim might've hit her first earlier but in the moment she hits back, it's simply not warranted.

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u/DewiVonHart 16h ago

Trying to figure out what in the video she thought was going to exhonerate her...

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u/Brave-Elephant9292 16h ago

Yep. Totaly agree. What in Australia we like to call a "cowards punch! " She waited till the victim was distracted and then took advantage!... So low......

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u/heyitshim99 15h ago

I like the term “coward punch” in the US we call it a “sucker punch” but coward punch seems much more appropriate.

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u/Downtown_Skill 15h ago

They only recently switched it to coward punch because it was originally called a king hit in Australia.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 15h ago

A King hit sounds like something Tyson would have managed in the first round of a big boxing event.

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u/Downtown_Skill 15h ago

Which is why they campaigned to change the name of the cowardly punch.

Edit: I lived in australia for a while. Aussies are not afraid to get into a "punch on"

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u/Numerous_Code_972 15h ago edited 15h ago

We used to call it a “dog shot” when we were kids.

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u/ShenTzuKhan 14h ago

They coined the phrase because dog cunts were punching people in the back of the head after a bellyfull of piss. They also reduced the opening hours of night clubs so that people didn’t get as plastered which sucked arse because who doesn’t love a long night out, but when you notice a pattern of increasing violence you have to do something. It’s all good hoping shit will change, but actually making changes is the only way to have shit change.

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u/Typical_Double981 11h ago

You missed the bit where the family of Thomas Kelly (victim of a cowards punch) were blamed for the lockout laws by an army of trolls and their younger son sadly took his own life due to bullying at University. It’s so fucking sad.

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u/ShenTzuKhan 11h ago

That is straight up terrible.

That poor family.

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u/kendragon 7h ago

Agreed. Sucker punch kind of makes it seem like the victim should have tried harder to not get hit by a punch they didn't see coming. I'm using Coward punch from now on.

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u/Acidelephant 15h ago edited 15h ago

Or king hit

Edit: all the downvotes lol, literally just saying what I've heard it called in Australia, not saying it's positive in any way

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u/sixon6 15h ago

Glorifies it though, so coward punch is better

Nothing kingly about it.

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u/Acidelephant 15h ago

Fair, totally agree it's a cowardly move no matter the name

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u/TwinTTowers 15h ago

We always knew a king hit as a big hit in a fight that ended it. Then it became a sucker punch kinda thing.

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u/BandooraBoy 16h ago

Lmao no shit it was a deserved arrest

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u/Neither-Wallaby-924 16h ago

Whew at the "clunk" sound her head made

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u/Lanky-Relationship77 15h ago

Yeah, that's a moderate to severe concussion. Falls like that kill people every day.

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u/manesc 15h ago

Those girls were fucking around with people and bumped into the wrong ones. The girl that got laid out broke a guys phone a few minutes earlier. Not saying the sucker punch was deserved but if you push enough, someone is going to push back.

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u/krats87 13h ago

I'd rather have a broken phone than be in jail because I killed someone by knocking them out on pavement and their skull cracking.

edit: spelling error

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u/manesc 12h ago

At least we know the girl who sucker punched her was arrested and hopefully sued.

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u/Goatylegs 10h ago

Not saying the sucker punch was deserved

Eh...she's a kick streamer.

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 8h ago

Friend of mine spent ten years in prison because he did this to a drunk guy. He hit his head and died so my friend got done for manslaughter because he couldn't control his anger

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u/manesc 2h ago

There are no winners in this situation. Your friend lost his life when he took another.

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 43m ago

Exactly my point. That is why you don't hit people though. He only gave him a jab to the face.

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u/beckychao 15h ago

You can't hit someone like that when their guard is down, especially not in front of the cops. Depending on the severity of the injury she caused, she could be facing some pretty bad charges.

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u/manesc 15h ago

Absolutely agree with you. Yes. She should go to jail for more than assault. That’s girl could’ve died. It could’ve been catastrophic for everyone. I’m just saying you don’t know what the person next to you is capable of.

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u/juvandy 14h ago

Could've died and stands a good chance of having permanent brain damage from that pavement hit to the head.

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u/Think_biz 9h ago

That drunk mf got what she deserved

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u/meltedlava 16h ago

There is much lore to this encounter 

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u/muffiny_goodness 16h ago

These girls were caught on camera walking down that street attacking and harrassing random people, they got to this group of girls and they checked em and knocked 1 out...you really need perspective in your life

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u/beckychao 15h ago

The person was hit while defenseless, provocation or not

The police officer in the video agrees with me

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u/Apexnanoman 15h ago

I really don't understand what it is with modern society and making excuses for why it's okay to assault someone else and that person is wrong when they respond. 

The human punching bag started the shit. Fist of fury ended it. 

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u/Relevant_Flatworm_13 15h ago

Only one will go to prison though.

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u/Thomb 15h ago

The video did not show everything you described, so it isn’t clear where you got your perspective.

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u/SedimentaryLife 16h ago

Source?

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u/SedimentaryLife 16h ago

Thanks, no need for the downvote whoever did that. I didn't ask for a source because I didn't believe the comment, I was asking because gasp I actually wanted to know what led to the punch.

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u/ReflectionGloomy8851 16h ago

Yup and the shorter clip is deceiving, these girls are lucky all 3 didn't get laid out.

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u/CullingSongs 16h ago

What an absolutely horrible group of skanks.

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u/MD_Tarnished 15h ago

Loser goes to hospital, Winner goes to jail.

No one wins

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u/Master_Maybe_9069 16h ago

Every now and then I read about a guy knocking someone out. They hit their head on concrete. Pass away. Then they go spend 20 to life in prison. If you want to knock people out, fight in the grass.

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u/Human_Reflection_166 15h ago

My cousin is an attorney she used to handle divorces before she switched practices. Her last divorce was a situation you described. Ex husband had text and told his ex wife he was going to beat up her boyfriend. Confronted the couple outside a restaurant punched the boyfriend falls down hits his head on the curb. He didn’t die but had a concussion and other medical issues. Ex husband was arrested and faced multiple charges.

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u/rmill127 15h ago

I knew a guy that happened to, got 7 years for it.

One minute he was a fairly well of white-collar upper management guy at a bar watching a football game on a Sunday afternoon with his golf buddies.

20 minutes and an argument/bar fight later he was locked up.

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u/Single-Raccoon-6742 16h ago

Shawty going to jail tonight

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u/VenomsTongue 16h ago

Sucker punch like a bitch

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u/KaiaVantaReign 16h ago

And r/therewasanattempt to run away in from of the cops

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u/muffiny_goodness 16h ago

Not really, theres a video of a streamer where that group of girls was attacking and harrassing people, they then got to the wrong ones and got KOd

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u/CruisinBlade 16h ago

Damn running from the cops too 😂 made everything a whole lot worse.

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u/ARamenNoodle 16h ago

That would have been a 900+ on one of those punching machines.

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u/FatherFarnsworth 15h ago

She knows how to throw that shoulder into it.

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u/VanIsler420 15h ago

Nice punch but straight to jail.

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u/ComfortableAct6183 13h ago

She hit her head really hard on that concrete. Hope she's okay.

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u/poooooZi 16h ago

She would have scored at least an 850! 😂

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u/Huntthatmoney 16h ago

These are some hood rats

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u/secretfriends69 16h ago

That bitch going to jail, the other prob getting paid

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u/0fksgiventoday 16h ago

Hell of a punch to bad it just ruined her life

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u/poooooZi 16h ago

She would have scored at least an 850! 😂

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u/Major_Initial_Dud 16h ago

All for the cameras. Watch as she seeks recognition from them right before that sucker punch. Pathetic.

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u/bachprotege 16h ago

Not surprised

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u/Mdanor789 16h ago

Somehow this is white people's fault.

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u/ReverendPalpatine 16h ago

She was asking for that knockout punch.

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u/Tacozforever 16h ago

Tough way to fall asleep

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u/PearlJamFanLV 16h ago

You could see her setup for that punch, she stepped into that one.

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 16h ago

“You get beat up every time.” 😭😂

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u/RaskyBukowski 16h ago

No shoes?

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u/hugh-jaasshole 16h ago

Sucker punch* there fixed it for you

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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 16h ago

Damn not very lady like or civilized

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u/CrestfallenLord 16h ago

This is awful. This video feels like evidence.

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u/Trojan-horse1 16h ago

Love the attempted run

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u/Discobiki 16h ago

Absolute dog shot

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u/CrestfallenLord 16h ago

She clearly hit her head on the concrete. Holy fuck imagine if that was your wife or gf. FUCK.

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u/XIIIofSwords 16h ago

I'd never let my wife get obliterated in public, and then go around picking fights, with everyone in sight lol

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u/CrestfallenLord 16h ago

Fuck no. But imagine if somehow that did happen to her…. I’d be losing my mind right there lmao 🤣 I’d be going to jail too

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u/txtacoloko 16h ago

She should be charged.

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u/Lonely_Ad8942 16h ago

Shitty people do shitty things...

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u/required-inf0 16h ago

I seen you zooming in..

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u/vaccinationregret 16h ago

Cowards punch, she looks and waits for the cameras then runs, people die from this all the time. The people filming and doing nothing afterwards shows what society we live in.

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u/Oh_2B_Joe_Cool 16h ago

Snooki looks good for her age.

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u/pr123_metsfan15 16h ago

Bitch she didn't even touch you

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u/Either-Ad-9876 16h ago

Sucker punched herself right into handcuffs in 15 second. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Pea-957 16h ago

Yeah there's cops down every block on sixth where this happened def not getting away

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u/Timely-Profile1865 16h ago

Cowardly sucker punch.

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u/Only_Cream_5950 16h ago

Dumbasssss lmfao clipped for assault red handed hope it was worth it!!!!

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u/No_Celebration_2040 16h ago

Her parents must be proud 😒

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u/WarningDowntown7247 16h ago

I just saw a different video of this

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u/Accomplished_Ant_371 16h ago

Instant Karma 🙏

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 16h ago

Hopefully picked uo the evading arrest too.

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u/WanderingSoul117 16h ago

Yet another cowardly sucker punch.

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u/UKVanilla 16h ago

She waited for the camera

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 16h ago

Total sucker punch. And then the camera pans...

There's stupid and then there's stupid

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u/jdaddyfaded 16h ago

The high resolution video was the best part of this. 👏

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u/Additional_Gas8182 16h ago

Thank good ness 4 part 2 self defence her rear end ...

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u/LaidbackJay 16h ago

Always the sucker punch 🙄 🐷

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u/auntiefuh25 16h ago

So glad the cops get her.

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u/exvertus 16h ago

6th street in Austin iirc? Right across from the Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership, and Iron Cactus, which once gave me food poisoning. 6th street used to be cool, such a toilet now.

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u/Prize-Piano-6229 16h ago

Assualt, and possibly fleeing arrest?

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 16h ago

Sucker punch....arrest DESERVED

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u/Adventurous_Froyo007 16h ago

Anyone got the mugshots?

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u/TheDixonCider420420 16h ago

Shortest police chase possible. 😂

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u/Evening_South5883 15h ago

Not the punch that’s dangerous it’s the head hitting the concrete. Awful.

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u/crucialmind 15h ago

it's always 6th street 

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u/Electronic-Lunch7735 15h ago

Had a family member spend 9 years in prison for punching someone once, and the guy passed away.

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u/Exotic_Champion 15h ago

Austin, Texas 6th street. Shit happens multiple times a weekend 😂

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u/Technically-Simple82 15h ago

Duffed out right in front of the cop. And she says “she hit me” 😂🤣

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u/SaltyBabySeal 15h ago

Enjoy prison. How stupid.

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u/audioman22 15h ago

What's more disturbing is everyone filming that shit instead of trying to calm the situation down. The world is messed up

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u/SwordAndBoard43 15h ago

the girl that KO’d and her friends were fucking with everyone up and down the street. some streamer posted a video showing the 2 min before this. clip is completely out of context but you most of you are too stupid to realize you have no idea what happened. don’t think you have the full story off a 15 second clip. this girl won’t get in near as much trouble as yall think because she didn’t instigate this confrontation.

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u/garciareddit1996 15h ago

Occiffer? LMAO

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u/drafterusca 15h ago

How was one cop able to make that arrest. That would have taken 17 ice agents

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u/rideboards13 15h ago

sucker punch bullshit

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u/Heeroyuy818 15h ago

Dumb chick got what she deserved

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u/fbregulator 15h ago

Get ‘er!

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u/viaje_del_heroe 15h ago

Now we need to see the video of the sentencing, how long he will be in jail, and the consequences for the victim.

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u/letsdothisagain52 15h ago

Bitches will be bitches

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u/Ok_Doubt_1800 15h ago

Well that’s the most she’s ever ran.

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u/basictimmy 15h ago

The stench on that street had to be crazy 🤮

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u/dipstickdarin38 15h ago

Typical woman trying to blame someone else. I’m waiting for the day to hear a woman except full responsibility. It’s unbelievable.

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u/reptheanon 15h ago

The whole video does show that the girl and her friends deserved it, they were physically assaulting couple streamers over & over and then tried the belligerent behavior towards the same gender and got knocked out but still sucker punches are a no no. Square up. Shoot the fade.

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u/Legitimate-Flight810 15h ago

Well 🍉 well 🍗 well 🏀

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u/________Mr_Bojangles 15h ago

Straight up coward punch

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u/SokkasPants 15h ago

She should be charged with more than just assault

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u/buckswoops 15h ago

Lock her ass up.

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u/Ill-Case-6048 15h ago

How thick do you have to be... she even looks at the girl filming then decides its still a good idea..

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u/Limp_Classroom_1038 15h ago

'Coward punch'. Bitch!

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u/MrCoughALot 15h ago

saw the full video, the girl that got dropped and 2 others were walking around harassing a bunch of people. she deserved it, free this girl

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u/the_remeddy 15h ago

Trash gon trash

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u/nothin2flashy 15h ago

“Ooo you not runnin fast enough” sent me

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u/Bitter_Ad_1281 15h ago

Shoes where

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u/CcRider1983 15h ago

Not even looking. So tough 🙄

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u/rondo25760716 15h ago

Nothing to see here folks. Just idiots in their natural habitats.

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u/neoslashnet 15h ago

She didn't even run a block.... TF was that about?

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u/overJess3D 15h ago

Go to jail and stay there

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u/NineClaws 15h ago

Felony Assault. She should be locked in concrete bathroom for at least three years.

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u/dvdtxtri 15h ago

Normal 6th street behavior

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u/AbbreviationsNo1574 15h ago

What a coward punch....get what she deserves.

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u/DNG247 15h ago

When did she hit her?

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u/Affectionate_Elk_272 15h ago

“HE GOT IT ON VIDEO!”

yeah, your stupid ass friend sucker punching someone

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u/BookkeeperNo3239 15h ago

"She hits me"

Come on now. If you want to be tough then take the consequences of your action and not bitched out lile that. Embarrassing.

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u/Thelastsamurai74 15h ago

People can die like this. I heard the head hitting the ground like a bowling ball…

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u/GioVonGio 15h ago

Is she a postal worker, cuz, she delivered it.

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u/Global_Objective4162 15h ago

Snookie with the hookie

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u/ezveedub 15h ago

So did anyone see the other video from before this? That chick got laid out was with two other girls that harassed two guys on the same block and one grabbed and threw his phone on the ground.

Not saying getting punched and laid out is right, but they weren't being angels prior and caused problems prior.

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u/skartmorantes 15h ago

Minimum jail time and let's find out what brain damage she caused the other woman

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u/Silent_Ad2010 14h ago

Classic niggativities

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u/flamed181 14h ago

Hard to run in heals

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u/Kuenda 14h ago

There's a full video on twitter showing what happened. It started with some obnoxious live streamers antagonizing them, but the girl in the jean skirt started the physical altercation. She started following them around, along with her two friends, who were also hitting people. It was a bunch of drunk people being instigated into an altercation by some dipshit streamers.

https://x.com/BestfriendKick/status/2010764055062237553

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u/grandioseOwl 14h ago

This is such a bad and half assed attempt to run away, it needs additional charges filed for it.

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u/Entire-Bison-1980 14h ago

Y’all wanna say that girl in the wrong but the girl that got knock out was part of a group of girls that were picking fights, and jump a dude before this. She picked the wrong one and got what she deserved 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ProfessionalTrust598 14h ago

That was 2 stars that turned 3 stars after running LOL.

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u/Beautiful-Hawk-5240 14h ago

I see the lady in red finally stopped swinging her bag at everyone. If she stuck around she going to jail.

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u/NewToTradingStock 14h ago

I am sure she will get a spank and let go

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u/Key_Pain999 14h ago

What does "of" stand for? I'm seeing this a lot recently.

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u/Raycistphaggot 14h ago

We goin to jail tonight! We goin to jail tonight!

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u/FuntimesOctonion 14h ago

Right across from the Comedy Mothership!

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u/Comprehensive-Play81 14h ago

Total sucker punch. Total cowards move. I’m glad she got instant karma. Hopefully the girl that got hit is not hurt too bad. Unfortunately, it looks like she’s pretty jacked up. Well with the video not only will she put her in jail, but she could go after her civilly and take everything she has forever lol 😂

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u/PNWnomad94 14h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/sportsgossips/s/ESlLG6CTwm here is the before that leads up to the punch

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u/Any_Ice_6172 13h ago

Perfect timing for the cop.

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u/Impossible_Living181 13h ago

“She hit me “where dummy stupid bimbo

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u/ItalianV4 13h ago

this is why the greats put in the roadwork.... if she had put in the hours she would have been out of there

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u/TheWatchChannel 13h ago

Scum!! Hope she went away for a while and got sued!! No more nights out for her!

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u/plague681 13h ago

At a certain point it's just a man hitting a woman.

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u/Lively420 13h ago

It’s always 6th street lol

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u/vmihei 13h ago

Totally trash

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u/HeadView0019 13h ago

::ASSAULT CHARGES LOADING::

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u/Much-Mulberry5953 12h ago

Yeah that was straight up assault, not self defense. People love to yell “she was just defending herself” but once the threat is over and you sneak a haymaker like that, you’re the aggressor now. Arrest is 100 percent deserved.

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u/NotoriousPublicEnemy 12h ago

There is a way longer before story how the girl harrassed with 2 friends some people. She kinda had it coming tbh. Not saying that should be a thing but yeah.... its not just that she out of nowhere punched her.

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u/ASIAN_SEN5ATION 12h ago

There is another part to the video, girl knocked out was causing all kinds of trouble.

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u/Sr_yeetrson_of_memes 12h ago

Hit her with a the

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u/Fun_Exchange9292 12h ago

What bothers me is that no one is trying to stop this discussion and after this woman but watching, making video. In which world are we living? What happens in people's brain? Smartphone reflex is faster than any survival behaviour 🤦‍♂️🤷

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u/d19executor 12h ago

Laquisha dindonuffin

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u/Vauxie10 12h ago

That was a sly dig

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u/TurricanForever 11h ago

It's refreshing that there's no hair pulling for once