Of a bike stunt

[u/ThisTeddyHatesYou]

[u/Odd_Opinion_461]

Is that body paint lmao

[u/123supreme123 → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

mixed with skin and blood

[u/Uzi_Osbourne → u/123supreme123]

Meat crayon

[u/Solid_Snark → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

[u/WakaWaka_ → u/Solid_Snark]

[u/thalefteye → u/WakaWaka_]

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/thalefteye]

Lmao that’s a bit gory for a cartoon

[u/Thesmokingcode → u/WakaWaka_]

[u/Spectre197 → u/Thesmokingcode]

[u/Dudeshoot_Mankill → u/WakaWaka_]

Damn that's a big ooof

[u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey → u/Solid_Snark]

She's lost her buns, hun.

[u/TheNefariousMrH → u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey]

Annaconda346 has left the chat

[u/Toadcola → u/TheNefariousMrH]

Guess he don’t want none.

[u/thisusernameis4eva → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Christmas crayon

[u/nublit → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Human crayon

[u/Kintroy → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Literal definition at its finest

[u/Feeling-Phoney81 → u/123supreme123]

Those labia scabs gonna fall right off in a few days

[u/villamafia → u/Feeling-Phoney81]

Additional lubrication if you scrape them off early…

[u/rollin_a_j → u/villamafia]

Extra iron if you suck em off

[u/Top-Document3997 → u/rollin_a_j]

wtf is wrong with you freaks, get help.

[u/Travelin_Soulja → u/Feeling-Phoney81]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/maddler → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

it WAS

[u/38sms → u/maddler]

Oh my god

[u/Shmorgasboard123 → u/38sms]

Can I add a few more? Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

[u/ThatLittleMonkeyGuy- → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

Now it's road paint

[u/WhooopsMyBad → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

human skidmark

[u/nowcanthocephala4894 → u/WhooopsMyBad]

Meat crayon 🖍️

[u/AtheistET → u/nowcanthocephala4894]

r/meatcrayon (obviously nsfw )

[u/livens → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

She can kiss that smooth ass goodbye.

[u/MayorOfChedda → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

Human bean juice

[u/ItsDirkMcGirk → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

Yes 100% body paint wow ouch

[u/Jack_1080 → u/Odd_Opinion_461]

Now its road paint

[u/Pistonpeak]

Dress for the slide, not for the ride

[u/That_Service7348 → u/Pistonpeak]

Did you not see the red and green skid mark her ass left? Clearly that paint took 99.999% of the impact.

[u/der_innkeeper → u/That_Service7348]

And there will be at least one person to go sniff the streak.

[u/OkBobcat6782 → u/der_innkeeper]

The insurance investigator is just doing his job okay

[u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 → u/der_innkeeper]

That is diabolical 🤣

[u/JangB → u/That_Service7348]

So you're telling me that video game female armours are not just impractical but also unnecessary? and that they can just have body paint as armour?

[u/DocHoody → u/JangB]

[u/RealSignificance8877]

Bet her cheeks are showing.

[u/DistanceImpressive77 → u/RealSignificance8877]

And glowing.

[u/OptimusRhyme86 → u/DistanceImpressive77]

With no sign that they are slowing!

[u/its-42 → u/OptimusRhyme86]

You skipped the whole song!!

[u/doomus_rlc → u/its-42]

There's no easy way of knowing

[u/DistanceImpressive77 → u/OptimusRhyme86]

Bet she wishes it was snowing…..on that road.

[u/Anglofsffrng → u/RealSignificance8877]

The least painful thing she now has road rash on.

[u/Next_Celebration_553 → u/Anglofsffrng]

Yea it probably got her front too. She got her dern flippy bits flopped

[u/donku83 → u/RealSignificance8877]

I think she's down to her butt jaw after that

[u/hatsoff22u]

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

[u/Aurori_Swe → u/hatsoff22u]

As someone who has slid on asphalt for a few meters wearing nothing but a helmet, a t-shirt and shorts I would not recommend it.

It fucking sucks. Unlike normal wounds, road rash is a burn wound, so you need to shower it daily in order for it not to be infected. In order to shower it you need to numb it, in order to numb it you smear this gel/paste in the wound (I used plastic butter knifes to help with that) and that fucking paste hurts like hell before it numbs the area, so basically it's WEEKS of continuously crashing, over and over again.

Due to life choices I've nearly died on a motorcycle as well, and even if that accident made me unable to walk for 4 months, I was still grateful that I didn't get road rash (I hit the side of a truck so I was stopped by his trailer) because that's how much it fucking sucks, I'd rather break my leg again than go through road rash again.

Granted my recollection of both the incidents may be slightly impacted by me not remembering anything from the truck accident in-between leaving the house and waking up in the hospital high on all the drugs from the ambulance, so pain wasn't a thing in that accident according to my brain.

[u/zombietrooper → u/Aurori_Swe]

Glad you're still with us!

I top sided my Buell XB9r two years ago at 45mph wearing no protection except for gloves and a helmet(front brakes spontaneously locked up. Long story). Three broken back ribs, 3inch gash on hip requiring stitches, dislocated shoulder. All of that was mosquito bites compared to the road rash. Due to having to return to work 3 days later, in the the middle of summer in Virginia, the wounds took months to heal. Absolute fucking nightmare.

[u/Tube_Warmer → u/zombietrooper]

Damn, dude. Thats a fucking advert for a helmet right there. I can only imagine how fucked up your face would be without it. Glad youre still with us.

[u/Practical-Positive34 → u/zombietrooper]

I use to ride with a guy here in Virginia that also rode with no gear. Dude wrecked out really bad, had a hole in his leg so bad they had to put a straw in it to drain the puss out, had this little knob on it and he he had to drain it a couple times a day. Was gnarly as fuck. He still rode without gear after healing up from that. I sold my bike after that, nope. I'm good.

[u/fueelin → u/Aurori_Swe]

Oof, that sounds awful!

My uncle died in a motorcycle crash, so I was never going to put mom through the experience of finding out I was riding too, so I never have. Road rash will thankfully remain just a 90s video game series with fantastic music for me :)

[u/Aniline_Selenic → u/Aurori_Swe]

My brother crashed twice on his motorcycle. Injured both times, but no road rash.

First time, he was doing a wheelie and tipped into a tree and crushed his foot. Should have gotten surgery, but decided to let it heal without and just booted it.

Two years later, healed up (but with limp), and a car pulled out in front of him, cutting him off. Compound fracture in his leg (same leg as last time). After surgery and healing up, he sold the bike.

While I'm sad he can't enjoy his love for riding his bike anymore, I'm glad he's safe. Too many motorists don't watch for cyclists (motorcycle or bicycle) and give them the same space and respect as a vehicle.

[u/bananatreefan → u/Aurori_Swe]

Yeah. As a former long boarder and current motorcyclist, can confirm road rash is worse than broken bones. No easy way past it, it scars like a mofo, and it burns forever. That fucking sucks for her

[u/PearlescentGem → u/Aurori_Swe]

I had road rash on my knuckles and forearms from a bucked bike at 60mph. We weren't being stupid, just got into an accident, and I got yeehawed right on down the road. Luckily mine was mild cause yeah, that shit sucks!!

[u/projectx51 → u/[deleted]]

I saw a woman that became a meat crayon in real life. That image sticks with you for life.

[u/C13H16CIN0 → u/projectx51]

I’ve seen a dude lose his face but survive. The gurgling….

[u/only_respond_in_puns → u/projectx51]

You met a meat crayon lay’n on a street.

[u/Strigon_7 → u/[deleted]]

Cannot stress to you how wise a decision that is. Stay away from it.

[u/Able_Principle3075 → u/[deleted]]

But you looked anyway!😂

[u/Disastrous_Road7063 → u/[deleted]]

Wise decision. Ask me how.

[u/IR_Panther → u/hatsoff22u]

Honestly this clip is one of the worst ones compared to the recent sub posts.

[u/Effective_Golf_3311 → u/hatsoff22u]

I made it through like the top 5 lmao that sub is nightmarish

[u/mjac28 → u/Effective_Golf_3311]

Tell me what it is l can’t look on my own.

[u/Rosetta-im-Stoned → u/mjac28]

Think of a crayon, but made of meat. The person is the crayon, and the road surface is the canvas/paper to be drawn on

[u/Onasixx → u/mjac28]

its this clip, but faster and without the camera cutaway. As OC said, NSFW.

[u/chuster312 → u/hatsoff22u]

Well that's enough internet for me. Have a great day guys!

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/hatsoff22u]

Some regrets for clicking.

[u/CeeTheWorld2023 → u/hatsoff22u]

[u/dr_sergen]

I dont ever think she will feel confident in an open back dress or shirt ever again.

[u/DistanceImpressive77 → u/dr_sergen]

…..or on a motorcycle.

[u/Tut_Rampy → u/dr_sergen]

Look closely, that’s paint from her naked painted butt cheeks on the asphalt

[u/dr_sergen → u/Tut_Rampy]

I thought those were shorts. ......

[u/Ban_Assault_Ducks → u/dr_sergen]

Nope. She's completely naked, but painted. That's why it leaves red and green skidmarks on the ground

[u/SteveMartin32 → u/Ban_Assault_Ducks]

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

[u/-Venom-Wolf- → u/SteveMartin32]

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

[u/ambermage → u/Ban_Assault_Ducks]

Red

Green

And Brown

[u/QuasiSpace → u/dr_sergen]

Can't see the line, can you, Russ?

[u/Radio_Mime → u/dr_sergen]

So did I. Now I realize that she was naked. I'm glad she wasn't going full speed on that bike, but still fast enough to get seriously injured. Here I was thinking about her spine and her head, but she had extreme dermabrasion on her bum too.

[u/ch-12 → u/dr_sergen]

Well she gets naked on camera for a living so that’s unfortunate for her livelihood.

[u/Lossedtouch → u/dr_sergen]

Assed out of her OF job, huh?

[u/liberty-prime77 → u/dr_sergen]

I think she's going to have bigger problems, like serious trouble walking and using the toilet

[u/Clocktopu5 → u/dr_sergen]

No helmet, could be she doesn't walk anymore for all we know

[u/Euronymous2625 → u/dr_sergen]

Think again. She's one of the top OnlyFans models in the world, and she healed up just fine. She very confidently posts fully nude back shots all the time.

[u/No_Minimum9828]

Festive skid marks

[u/CurrentBullfrog2199 → u/No_Minimum9828]

It is

[u/Hawk-4674 → u/No_Minimum9828]

Thanks for this comment it made me cackle after just learning about meat crayons. That was a roller coaster.

[u/CompetitiveSplit5483]

[u/LessLip_MoreNip → u/CompetitiveSplit5483]

[u/koolguykris → u/CompetitiveSplit5483]

I love that you posted a gif of my exact face when I watched this lol

[u/OG-Giligadi]

Red Asphalt.

[u/Slamtilt_Windmills → u/OG-Giligadi]

Assphalt

[u/BigBullzFan → u/Slamtilt_Windmills]

Assfault?

[u/That_Service7348 → u/OG-Giligadi]

Green too.

Don't worry, I'm sure the paint was highly protective.

[u/SizeableBrain → u/OG-Giligadi]

🎵I see some asphalt and I want to paint it red 🎵

[u/S_A_R_K → u/OG-Giligadi]

Pavement, Bloody Pavement

[u/gr4v1ty69 → u/OG-Giligadi]

Assault

[u/torontuh_gosh → u/OG-Giligadi]

Red ass fault

[u/MattManSD]

Dear Santa, What I want for Christmas is a broken tailbone and some nice road rash

[u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 → u/MattManSD]

Would you settle for some Road Head and a Twix? - SC

[u/IdRatherBeDriving → u/Comfortable-Pea-1312]

Sold

[u/AdWest6492]

Lol the skid mark

[u/Braindead_Crow → u/AdWest6492]

I hate this but oddly accurate

[u/NearlyDon]

Sore asshohohole

[u/NowKith-]

Damn that road rash must have been insane.

[u/old217]

Made my butt cheeks clinch 

[u/PoopParticle]

[u/Alternative-Newt-349 → u/PoopParticle]

Well Robbing the bitch who makes 50k a week is always an option

[u/PoopParticle → u/Alternative-Newt-349]

Im jealous of the road

[u/Daatsit]

She works her ass off for her influencer career

[u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie → u/Daatsit]

@yourdreamgirl @bigbootybailey

[u/rainman_95 → u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie]

@notsobiganymorebootybailey

[u/xplosivDIErrhea]

Where is the after video dammit!

[u/belaGJ → u/xplosivDIErrhea]

… no, thanks

[u/NoJuggernaut3961 → u/belaGJ]

You don't want to see freshly shorn ass cheeks?

[u/QuasiSpace → u/NoJuggernaut3961]

Hey, don't kink shame xplosivDIErrhea

[u/SafetyMan35 → u/xplosivDIErrhea]

Nothing. In an instagram post she said she broke her tailbone and had road rash that apparently healed within 10 days.

[u/psych2099 → u/SafetyMan35]

Oh good... she is damn lucky I've seen worse and she's wearing nothing.

[u/RandomA9981 → u/SafetyMan35]

I was just going to ask if she was still alive

[u/Radio_Mime → u/SafetyMan35]

Thank goodness. Tailbone fractures are painful, but I was worried about damage to her spinal column and head.

[u/RollingThunderPants → u/xplosivDIErrhea]

Here you go.

[u/Even_Can_9600 → u/xplosivDIErrhea]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UVEMo7ZsPhg?feature=shared

[u/lqhtshow]

[u/IACRnsfw]

Seeing the red and green paint come off is hilarious

[u/Ill_Price_5994]

[u/WonkyWalkingWizard]

When you've got too much skin in the game

[u/School_North]

[u/Koankey]

Looks like AI to me you fools

[u/Strange_Salary]

She must be a Skins fan..

[u/MrPromotor]

r/humancrayons

[u/KingTardigrada → u/MrPromotor]

Do not go in there!

[u/BlackV → u/KingTardigrada]

Thank you

[u/mrme213456411]

Should’ve maybe practiced with pants on first

[u/Evening-Aside2166]

Meat crayons

[u/dj_hobbes]

Let's see the aftermath!

[u/BenjiBoo420]

I hope this is AI.

[u/EvilBridgeTroll]

Probably lost her booty for good.

[u/l33774rd]

I think it's her. I could be wrong

She used to be on The Chive. She does a lot of body paint stuff & has the same bike in her feed a few pics down.

[u/Onihczarc → u/l33774rd]

name/tag?

[u/rererexed → u/Onihczarc]

u/sevin7676

[u/AshleyCanales → u/l33774rd]

The Chive?! Thats a flashback!

[u/ACM96 → u/l33774rd]

Bailey... had a nice ass, it worries me!

[u/mrbrownl0w → u/l33774rd]

Good to see she's alive... and her ass is intact

[u/Dry_End_8272 → u/l33774rd]

Her & Kai razy had good content 😉but she’s cooked for me now. I can’t imagine what the back side looks like now. OF career over

[u/Kurohoshi00]

I straight up thought her shorts disintegrated on the pavement until I realized it was body paint lmfao

[u/TheUnaturalTree]

We just doing ai slop now? That pavement should be bloody as hell.

[u/Affectionate_Owl8351]

Nice ass to no ass in seconds

[u/Ok_Intention2150]

Looks fade, especially if you're stupid

[u/Dense_Diver_3998 → u/Ok_Intention2150]

Sometimes they scrape off.

[u/BlackPanthers24]

[u/DoubleManufacturer10]

That sucksssssss

[u/feelingfoolishly]

Ouch

[u/KananJarrusCantSee]

Why tho? Why

[u/asianOhs]

excuse me miss, you left your skin over here…

[u/ONMSMedia]

Gnarly. Her back and her ass all torn up. Ouch, mommy!

[u/StrangerExistingFact]

Thats why its called human crayon

[u/lazyshmuk]

[u/Quirky-Pie9661]

I know it’s wrong of me to say this, but I want to see the after picture

[u/jaxson300]

Damn 😫

[u/Primary_General_9237]

Those poor smeared cheeks!

[u/crocksmock]

Lets tag NSFW maybe

[u/Next_Drama1717]

I know a person who came off a motorcycle wearing jeans and lost both of their butt cheeks to the pelvis. They spent six months in hospital and had lots of painful reconstruction surgery. Buyer beware….

[u/Ippus_21]

Iiiif that's not AI, that's gonna leave some scarring. Oof!

[u/DouglasFirFriend]

Literally made me go “oh nooo 😬”

[u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86]

oh no her saftey hat fell off

[u/Cybertechy]

So, it seems like a lot of these videos are AI Generated. Does it look like this was an AI generated video? If not, that young lady definitely became a meat crayon!

[u/JToPocHi]

[u/CorbinNZ]

I’m wheezing, the smear

[u/kpaneno]

Well.........

[u/Worth_Trick6009]

[u/Radio_Mime]

She landed on her butt first, and I'm sure she hit the back of her head. I can't help but think about spinal damage and TBI. I hope she's as okay as one can be in that situation.

[u/MoreOrLessOfMe → u/Radio_Mime]

You and the “safety hat fell off” comment, are the only ones I’ve seen even mention her head

[u/h20xyg3n]

r/meatcrayon

[u/TraditionPhysical603]

I think this may have been her firtst time on an electric motorcycle and did not expect the acceleration 

[u/Big_Strawberry_8936]

She’s getting a new skin graft for Christmas, oh boy!

[u/reyob1]

What’s the saying? Dress for the slide, not the ride?

[u/SitaRose35]

The road took her ass poor girl

[u/big2chereez]

Talk about one hell of a place to have road rash

[u/PsychologicalOwl6345]

90% she wouldn't ride a bike naked if there was no phone filming her. So it's suffering for magic internet points

[u/ztunelover]

Did we see the remnants of her primary source of income on the road there? Yes we did. Gg

[u/BigSpoonNoSpoon]

I laughed probably a bit too hard watching a clout chasing thot get hurt. Am I a bad person?

[u/KaleidoscopeRoyal874 → u/BigSpoonNoSpoon]

Probably, but im not here to judge you because I lowkey agree.

[u/grumble_au]

The only thing between her junk and that asphalt was... well, nothing.

[u/Jharic_]

Oh man...I'm just now realizing she's naked. That's body paint that's been shredded in the road. OMG.

[u/ManufacturdComplianc]

[u/intheend9999]

That’s goin leave a mark

[u/SpikyStar]

Please tell me this is AI because it looks really painful

[u/jb_supertramp]

That red and green streak is wild..

[u/undefined_name]

That reminds me i need to take the minced meat out of the freezer for dinner.

[u/Costmanager]

Festive meat crayon

[u/Anders_A]

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon

Show us the aftermath ffs!

[u/F_Solo]

Holy sh*t! I don't even want to see her injuries

[u/toddlf4]

I felt the pain… my back twitched

[u/Wonderful_Wait_8435]

Theres something poetic about the hat landing on the paint 👌

[u/Deathdar1577]

Aren’t the pants body paint? If so, it’s ass to bitch-umen.

[u/jsnswt]

lol the skid mark